We should get Newman to help with his shower problems. There was a shower head made for circus elephants. Sounds right for anyone in the GOP. (that’s a Seinfeld reference for those that don’t recognize it.)
You know, I’ve actually been stranded due to a blizzard.
I didn’t spend two days at the airport. They have these things now, they’re called hotels.
He’s still blathering about the Revolutionary War?
The less said about my recent transfer at Valley Forge International, the better.
And don’t even get me started about the Lord Cornwallis Baggage Carousel. 
Cry me a river. 
Well at least we know what was causing the delays in the first place.
Never flight uphill, me boys.
Trump floats UFC-style migrant league amid border crisis (Politico article)
"…Why don’t you set up a migrant league of fighters and have your regular league fighters,” Trump said, “and then you have the champion of your league — these are the greatest fighters in the world — fight the champion of the migrants.’”
“Remember this, these migrants are tough. They’re tough. They come from prisons and many other places, rough places,” Trump said.
“But actually, it’s not the worst idea I’ve ever had,” he continued.
As ridiculous as the idea is, and the awful bigoted assumption behind it, that migrants are all these rough, tough hardened criminals, I have to admit, he’s right-- it’s not quite his worst idea in relation to migrants and the border…
“You mean those things that keep failing? All of these businesses that fail! Casinos, hotels, universities…I just don’t get it. ”
And the usual cavalcade of “alternative history facts” from Trump. He must have a thousand monkeys typing these up for him. Remember, history that contradicts Trump is woke!
Is it not?
Let’s see… Trump said to some sort of ‘Christian’ group that he would like migrants to have there own league in the WWF. Ok… So Where are you gonna build the colosseum Trump? Ya got any lions ready?
He could call Joe Exotic and get some tigers. Same thing, right?
Why? Detroit can’t even beat San Francisco!
That. Was awesome.
No need for a coliseum, it will be an entirely new sport: river-wrestling.
UFC, actually. He wants to see them fight each other for real.
Dana White was quick to disavow this though, saying Trump was just joking. His name may be White but he’s not that white.
On the joke narrative though:
- Not fucking funny, like at all.
- Ever seen Biden make jokes like this?
- Trump wasn’t joking.
You know who actually did force prisoners to fight for their amusement?
The Nazis.
DJT said the Philly cheesesteak was good, but he hasn’t sampled it yet.