As long as there are never consequences for your lies, why stop telling them?
And who are you going to get to build it? Let me guess. A certain group of laborers who just happened to…well, you know.
Tan the Convictman has never, not even once, in his life told a joke. The capacity to do so requires empathy and human emotion.
He tells the Hannibal Lecter one (“Did you hear about Hannibal Lecter? He had a friend for dinner!”) all the time at rallies. It seems to be the funniest joke he has ever heard which must be why he keeps repeating it. Although, having said that, there is some evidence to suggest he thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person so maybe he’s not joking.
Of course he’s not joking.
And now Tan the Convictman says he was tortured in the Fulton County jail. (Link goes to AOL.)
“I want you to remember what they did to me. They tortured me in the Fulton County Jail, and TOOK MY MUGSHOT.
You just know his cultists are going to spread that malarkey far and wide.
They didn’t let him reapply his orange makeup before photos?
What they don’t get is that having his mugshot taken isn’t torture; looking at his picture is.
That’s true, but I’m picturing a scenario much like the famous portrait of Winston Churchill by Karsh. Karsh suddenly took Churchill’s cigar away, Churchill took umbrage, and Karsh snapped the shutter, capturing Churchill’s scowl and “don’t mess with us” look. Who knows what would have happened if Churchill kept his cigar and had time to get ready? Probably a boring photo.
It must have been much the same with Trump. “Look here, sir.” Snap! “Thank you, sir. Next!”
“But I didn’t have time to get ready!”
“Doesn’t matter, sir. We got what we need. Next!”
That was the same shot that Larry David did a spoof on in this last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry looks spray-tanned and really grumpy as well.
“Shake the jar and see if they’ll fight”
Did the photographer have tears in his eyes?
“Sir, that’s the most beautiful mugshot I’ve ever taken!”
Trump’s collection of lies keeps growing. Supporters will want to purchase the entire 20-volume set.
Depends on how long it had been since the last changing.
I am not at all confused about why he lied about eating the cheese steak, I am more confused about why he stopped lying about it.
He thought it would go over well with the latest “crowd” he’s blathering at?
Agreed. In fact, I think it’s a lie within normal political bounds.
“Of course I loved the batter-fried butter balls at the Iowa state fair”
(I’m by no means above such foods, but no way I’m touching liquid butter in a suit )
Sophisticated machine forces honesty from the ShitGibbon.
(No, this is not “AI”, it is just really sophisticated deep-fakery. Somebody needs to answer for using time on one of those multi-megawatt supercomputers to produce this.)
Thanks for that. Hilarious!
Obviously a fake - I mean, like he’s ever spoken that lucidly…