How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

I’m sure Johnny Cash would have empathized with him.

I’ve hoped Trump might have a myocardial infarction or a stroke at a public event. I know it’s evil to wish for that but I really would like for him to get to the side and let some other public servant finish this cycle.

Biden vs. DeSantis might be fun.

I had a detailed little daydream about Trump dying during the debate. If he does, I’m going to come right here and say, “I told you he’d never debate Biden!”

Evidently Trump is now claiming in a fundraising letter that he was tortured when he was in the Fulton County jail in Georgia (the same time they took his mugshot)

Quoted from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution by the Maddowblog

What? They didn’t bring his hamberders fast enough?

“When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just seen them thrown in, rough. I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’” he said.

“When you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head you know, the way you put their hand over [their head],” Trump continued, mimicking the motion. "Like, ‘Don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody, don’t hit their head.’ I said, ‘You can take the hand away, OK?’

I can’t wait for this pathetic man-baby to stop consuming oxygen.

Could the jail sue him? I know being on trial might be a shock to Saint Donald, but still…

That makes no sense. Jails are supposed to be nasty places, to discourage you from ending up there. Torture is just SOP.

Well, gee, treating him like a common criminal, telling him what to do, where to go? How dare they?

They wouldn’t even let him have his ketchup!

I’m now watching the debate. They really need an instant fact-checker for that lying fellow. He just said “The Secretary General of NATO said I’ve done the most incredible job he’s ever seen”.

Nah, didn’t happen.

Oh, and while President Biden was talking, you could see the convict’s facial expressions displaying the anger the convict has at not being dictator president.

And Biden just responded well, to include this awesome statement.

He has no idea what the Hell he is talking about.

When the MC asked the convict about supporting an independent Palestinian state, the convict completely ignored the question and continued blathering about NATO and Europe and money.

Sorry, folks. I can’t watch any more of this convict’s, as President Biden accurately called it, foolishness.

I’m trying to make it through. Trump is spewing too many lies to counter.

It is, as Christopher Buckley once wrote in a different context, “not just a tissue of lies, but an industrial broadloom carpet of lies.”

And apparently now he thinks H2O is carbon dioxide.

Well, to be fair H2O is a greenhouse gas. Even moreso than CO2.

Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is pretty dangerous stuff.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

  • is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
  • contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.
  • may cause severe burns.
  • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
  • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
  • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
  • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

  • as an industrial solvent and coolant.
  • in nuclear power plants.
  • in the production of styrofoam.
  • as a fire retardant.
  • in many forms of cruel animal research.
  • in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
  • as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.

It’s also caused millions of deaths during human history, sometimes by there being too much of it, and sometimes by there not being enough.

But the thing is, he spews them with confidence. Biden is floundering by comparison. I hate that Trump knows how to play to the media, but I’m also impressed by it. Trumps will win based on tonight’s performance, menace though the orange shitgibbon is.

Nope. He won’t. There’s no way he’s going to maintain any kind of momentum. Scratch that. There’s no way his cultists will be able to maintain any kind of momentum with Smarmy Himself blathering and mugging for the cameras until the election.

The big worry isn’t the election. It’s what will his cultists do in response to his loss?