Randy Rainbow turns in a new Trump video:
CNN is fully falling for this faked “caught unawares” video—which was posted by Trump. (On T-Social.)
Of course it was a deliberate strategy by the Trumpites. They, unfortunately, read Biden’s psychology all too well. They know that having Trump taunt him for “quitting” will all but ensure that Biden stays in.
Which is exactly what Trump wants. He’s terrified of facing a younger, more vital Democrat.
Biden falling for this would turn his legacy into so much yak manure.
I just want to make the following prediction on the record:
If Trump wins, shortly after the election he will be going on and on about Grover Cleveland, how Trump is just like him (ok, maybe a little better), and how nobody ever heard of Grover until Trump started talking about him.
I’ll defer to @Smapti to divine the exact language.
I was going to add that Trump would bring back the $1,000 bill but with his picture on it. But on second thought, that’s not grandiose enough. Trump would want a $1,000,000 bill with his picture on it. (Federal law prohibits living persons’ faces from appearing on US money, but what’s one more violation of the law to Trump?)
You know, he wasn’t actually from Cleveland. Not a lot of people know that.
But he is blue and furry right?
And he’s cute, too.
As I understand it, he also had to go around, around, around, over, under, and through hoops to get elected a second time.
I posted this last June.
It would be a nightmare.
I admire Grover Cleveland but don’t want to hear him mentioned at all between now and Jan. 20.
If Trump not only wins the Presidency but also GOP control of both House and Senate—and of course he already has the Supreme Court–we should expect new laws that will compel US residents to glorify Glorious Trump day and night.
I wouldn’t be surprised if clothing manufacturers and retailers were prohibited from selling any article of clothing that doesn’t prominently display the numbers 45 and 47.
And you can certainly look forward to the Pledge of Allegiance being changed to mention the Dear Leader—and daily, public recitals of it forced on each and every citizen.
This is why I’m irritated that all I seem to hear on the radio right now is that Biden refuses to drop out. For fucks’ sake, is that all that matters now?
We should be talking about the logistics of running an election where one of the candidates is in prison but SCOTUS fucked that up.
Well, I’m irritated too. But I do place some hope in the Congressional meeting about this that we’re told will take place tomorrow morning.
Many House members are genuinely worried about what the lack of enthusiasm for Biden among voters will mean for their own seats. Publicly calling for Biden to pass the torch is extremely painful for these people. But I don’t think they’re willing to just give up the House in order to save Joe’s feelings.
We shall see.
He’s already got two numbers. 45 and 34.
“What’s your lucky number?”
“Oh, it’s one thousand, five hundred and thirty.”
“Wow, that’s an oddly high, strange number to have as a lucky one. Why that number?”
“That’s what you get when you have 45 times 34.”
Somebody must have done the math for him.
Apparently he hasn’t quite been invisible
Joe Biden has finally knocked trump out of the headlines. I wonder what he’s going to do to get back on page one.
There’s always Fifth Avenue…
“Numbskull trials” would be more appropriate.