That does explain why he cannot does not read.
Well, not too deep because I actually microplaned the edge of my thumb. Like literally little shreds of skin. So, nowhere as seriously as yours. I did use a little bit of artistic license in describing the aftermath. 
Let’s get serious here - Did you manage to save the cheese?
Sort of. A thimble is a bit thick and poorly shaped. And needs a way to stay on. Though I have seen new-fangled thimbles that might work.
First, they are sweaty. Second, my cover was stiff for impact protection, but thin to prevent interfering with using my hands.
Basically I cut a thin strip of plastic just wider than the injury, taped on with bandaids or medical tape. I could still type on a keyboard without constant ouch.
Cool sometimes you have to think outside of the box.
Oh, come on. In a bowl of shredded cheese, who’s going to notice a bit of skin?
ETA: As I hit Reply, I thought of an episode of Sanford & Son. Grady makes dinner with ‘super secret soul sauce’. Fred says something like, ‘I hope those bandages on your fingers don’t have anything to do with your soul sauce!’
This is why food prep people use bright blue Band-Aids. If they fall off in the salad, you can see them.
I wondered that!
“Waiter! There’s a finger in my salad!”
“Hush, or everyone else will want one too!”
Or those damn bone spurs.
“Bone spurs are a serious issue!”
How do we know those bone spurs aren’t natural? Like a rooster, and that’s why he stands that way?
Heh, I wasn’t actually cooking at the time. Just trying to get the slide off so I could clean it (doing Spring kitchen cleaning). It stuck. Then, it was suddenly unstuck.
So, I didn’t even get anything to eat at the end of it.
Worst part? I’m on blood thinners so I had to keep my thumb elevated with pressure on it for uncomfortably too long. Ugh.
No. I was posting about what we know versus what some assume.
If I’d wanted to move on to the topic of 'how does what we know (not merely assume) fit various theories,’ then I would have availed myself of that particular thread.
What we actually know doesn’t support claims Trump has made, which is certainly relevant to the topic of how the disgraced, convicted felon, former President Trump pisses me off. Hence my post.
Okay, then let me be clearer. You are being a conspiracy theorist right now. This is like 9/11 talk. “We don’t really know what happened to the towers.” Don’t be that person.
20 posts were split to a new topic: Yelling at each other about 9/11
You really didn’t think the melon felon could last a day without lying, did you? (The link goes to Yahoo.)
Former President Donald Trump recounted a story to reporters on Thursday about being involved in a helicopter emergency landing with former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown.
Asked by a reporter about Vice President Kamala Harris’ previous relationship with Brown and whether it helped her career trajectory, Trump said he knew Brown “very well” and told a story about the alleged helicopter incident.
“I know Willie Brown very well. In fact, I went down in a helicopter with him. We thought maybe this is the end. We were in a helicopter going to a certain location together, and there was an emergency landing,” Trump told reporters gathered at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida for his first news conference since the Democratic ticket was announced.
“This was not a pleasant landing, and Willie was, he was a little concerned. So I know him, I know him pretty well. I mean, I haven’t seen him in years,” Trump continued.
Brown, however, rejected Trump’s account as “obviously wrong” during a phone call later Thursday with CNN, saying: “I’ve never been in a helicopter with him in my life.”
Read the rest of it. You’ll love his flack’s response.
You left out the best part;
In short, Dementia Donny apparently confused Willie Brown with Jerry Brown, made up a story about the helicopter crashing because he was scared shitless by the very experience of riding in a helicopter, and topped it with some nonsense about how the wrong Brown decided to spend his final moments dishing dirt on a woman he’d dated 25 years earlier for no reason.
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End this 9/11 stuff now, @miller will be sorting this out later.
never mind, just some ill-timed tomfoolery.