But he didn’t grow them.
If they voted, they had to be grown women. Who grew them?
Fuck! I said grope. Stupid phone keeps mangling my posts.
Did he grape them?
Who grew the grapes?
No griping here, this is the pissed off thread. Griping is two threads down.
The Grapist!
Oh no!!!
WaPo has a book review of DJT’s latest grift: a coffee table book entitled “Save America” that retails for $99 + S&H. Just in time for Christmas:
Here’s a gift link:
Just to add to the thrill, here’s the About The Author section from the Amazon page. I hope this doesn’t violate post length rules, but it’s too good to miss:
DONALD J. TRUMP launched the Most Extraordinary Political Movement in History, dethroning Political Dynasties, defeating the Washington Establishment, and becoming the first True Outsider elected as President of the United States. The Forgotten Men and Women of America were forgotten no more, because the U.S.A finally had a President who PUT AMERICA FIRST! Through his Pro-American Policies on Trade, Taxes, Energy, Regulation, Immigration, and Healthcare, President Trump ushered in a period of Unprecedented Economic Growth, Job Creation, Soaring Wages, and Booming Incomes. Median Household Income reached the Highest Level EVER Recorded. Middle Class Family Income increased more than five times from the previous Administration. Unemployment reached its Lowest Rate in Half a Century. African American, Hispanic American, and Asian American Unemployment reached their Lowest Levels Ever Recorded. President Trump boldly unleashed American Energy, and our Nation soon became the World’s Number One Producer of Oil and Natural Gas in the World. Under President Trump, America led the World in reducing Carbon Emissions. As a Steward of our Natural Resources, President Trump signed The Great American Outdoors Act, the Most Significant Investment in our National Parks since Theodore Roosevelt. As President, Donald J. Trump was an unwavering Champion for our Nation’s Heroes in Uniform. He always stood proudly with our Country’s Extraordinary and Courageous Police Officers, Sheriffs, and Law Enforcement Professionals. He fought relentlessly for our Nation’s Military Service Members, and invested Trillions of Dollars in the United States Armed Forces to ensure our Warriors had the Tools, Support, and Resources they need. He fundamentally reformed the Department of Veterans Affairs, ending the past Era of Scandal, and ensuring our Country’s Treasured Veterans were given the Treatment and Care they have earned and deserve. Understanding that Border Security is National Security, President Trump achieved the Most Secure Border in United States History, and signed a series of Historic Agreements with our Partners in the Western Hemisphere to stop Smuggling, Trafficking, and Illegal Migration. He ended Systemic Asylum Fraud, reduced Refugee Admissions to the Lowest Levels, blocked the Entry of Terrorists and National Security Threats, and banned Unsafe Travel from Regions where Proper Screening and Vetting cannot occur. By restoring America’s Prestige, and advancing a Policy of Principled Realism, President Trump forged Historic Peace Agreements in the Middle East, withdrew Troops from Endless Conflicts, confronted Oppressive Communist and Socialist Regimes, advanced Stability around the World, and strengthened the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and other International Alliances and Partnerships by getting other Nations to contribute their fair share. When the coronavirus plague arrived from China, afflicting every Nation around the Globe, Donald J. Trump acted early and decisively to ban Travel from China and Europe, which saved countless lives. He launched the Greatest National Industrial Mobilization since World War II, refilling our depleted Stockpiles of Medical Supplies, bringing our Critical Supply Chains back home, pioneering Life Saving Medical Treatments in Record Time, leveraging the Defense Production Act, mass producing and mass distributing masks, gowns, gloves, and other Protective Equipment, and delivering new Breakthrough Therapies into the hands of Hospitals, Doctors, and Patients. Whether it was combating the virus, fighting Foreign Terrorists, creating Jobs, securing America’s Borders, unleashing American Energy, revitalizing American Patriotism, or restoring the American Spirit, President Trump never faltered in defense of our Values, our Families, our Traditions, and our Freedom. THE BEST IS YET TO COME!"
Barf.
You sure that’s not the entire book???
From the scathing review (which I recommend reading) the “About the Author” blurb has a lot more text in it than the entire book. It’s obvious that Mr Trump knows that reading is not an overdeveloped skill among his followers (er, “orcs”).
He wrote none of that blather.
Far beyond his level, missing the usual random weird capitalizations, personal insults.
Also not in Sharpie.
I see plenty of randomly capitalized words.
Gotta be! And I’m grateful for not having to read the effin’ thing, now.
Dan
Its worth the read if only for this observation about the book
the tone is so onanist that the book should really be left alone to enjoy itself in private.
I have seen them in daylight, so I think that should “ewwruk-hai”.
When they go hai, we go… higher.
When they go jai, we go lai.
Except when his followers were assaulting them on January 6.
Well, he stood aside and encouraged it (or at best didn’t attempt to stop it despite the urging of staff and family).
Damn, I knew there was something familiar about Vance, but I just couldn’t figure out what it was –