How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

Trump, please shut the hell up about your crowd sizes. You don’t get bigger sizes than Elvis, or MLK, or Winston Churchill. You’re obsessed and boring.

You know who had really big rally crowds?

And they all stood at attention - like they do for little Kimmie too.

Literally trying to buy votes

right out in the open.

And spontaneous too… with a dozen cameras.

That’s a bit of a stretch. It was one person and he didn’t even tell her to vote for him. He’s just trying to pretend he’s generous, as well as flashing his money around, and then tying it into a claim that electing him will lead to instant prosperity. I don’t see it as that different from say Obama giving a giant tip when he eats out.

I was being slightly facetious. I mean, I could have said, he gave money to a woman, without molesting her and being sued for it (though, in all fairness, EJC has yet to see one thin dime).

Mostly, though, it is a facile attempt to display empathy for common folk, loosely wrapped in political grandstanding, with a hint of look how much better I am than you. So, yeah, literally trying to buy votes, albeit indirectly.

I’ve no argument with you there.

It’s very much on brand from Trump, such as when he was President and the government sent stimulus checks but tried to make it look like they were coming from his bank account or something.

Washington Post | April 14, 2020: In unprecedented move, Treasury orders Trump’s name printed on stimulus checks

The Treasury Department has ordered President Trump’s name printed on stimulus checks the Internal Revenue Service is rushing to send to tens of millions of Americans, a process that could slow their delivery by a few days, senior IRS officials said.

The unprecedented decision, finalized late Monday, means that when recipients open the $1,200 paper checks the IRS is scheduled to begin sending to 70 million Americans in coming days, “President Donald J. Trump” will appear on the left side of the payment.

I would have told him to shove it up his fat flabby ass. But he wouldn’t have offered me anything.

On second thought, I’d have taken it and told him I was going to donate it to the Harris camp.

And then bought more beer. Hey, just keeping it real.

Can’t blame you for that.

From the article:

I don’t know. Sounds like bribe to me. “Here’s some money. Put me in the White House and there will be more.” (Narrator’s voice: There won’t.)

To give him (or someone) the barest credit- that was a pretty clever idea.

And the way he couldn’t think of the word “popcorn”—he called it “that stuff”—really nailed down his Man of the People cred.

“Don’t wanna put you in a pop coma…And then they put you in the popcorn machine…”

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=nfu-QlpXYIM]

(great song, great album, great band – though Alexa refuses to speak their name: The Negro Problem)

Coincidence?

Ask anyone who’s been stiffed doing contract work for him how prosperous they feel.

I wonder how many of those people will still vote for him.

And the grift goes on. A watch priced way above the usual target’s pocketbooks. More like illegal contributions.

Is it this one? Please let it be a knock-off of that watch.