Yep, that’s it. The spirit was willing, but the exact words were weak. Grazie.
No, I have it on good authority that Satan is a man of wealth and taste. Trump has neither.
The Tan Grifter is at it again…this time with the Official Trump Coin.
Former US President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his first officially authorized commemorative silver coin, named “TRUMP COINS.” Priced at $100, the coin is designed by Trump himself and is minted in the US.
If you really want to watch him hawk these POS, here’s a YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhoRiFisv_A
Wait, TRUMP chose silver for his coin? Now we know he’s in mental decline.
Silver is for Second Place. Winners get Gold.
First thing at that link:
That’s right, because with Trump’s face on it, it’s going to decline in value.
Ok, I wondered about that remark, and went to real!Trump!coins.com (hashed by ! to break link) for more info.
Not legal tender, no face value. Yep.
Aha. Google says 1 troy oz silver is worth about $31. Great. How much is Trump charging for his coin?
$100
No wonder it’s not an investment. They are charging more than monetary value.
Dumbass thinks front face view is his “profile”.
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Rrriight. Oh, no, he means he’ll be selling them even after the campaign.
I mean legally that probably is there to say it’s not a political donation, by since when has Trump cared about legality?
Oh, Well Played!
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Another song reference for Trump: Here comes another con hiding behind a collar/His only god is the almighty dollar/He ain′t no prophet, he ain’t healer/He′s just a two bit goddamn money stealer.
-by Suicidal Tendencies.
“No Face Value”
No kidding.
Because he’s lost so much face in the past decade.
He’s not the prophet, he’s a very naughty boy, now go away.
No, the people buying them are the “investment tools”.
Why do I have John Fogerty’s ode to Saul Zaentz going through my head as I read about this coin?
The picture on the coin looks like his Georgia mug shot.
No, not really. In the “mugshot”, he had his head tilted down/forward. That coin is what his mugshot should had looked like, not the let me surrender while shouting ‘never surrender’.
The older “Donald Trump Coin 2024 Shooting Collection Trump Assassinated Coins” are going for $1.59 on ebay with 667 sold. Thousand bucks right there.
Yeah, that looks like his usual “I’m a tough guy” scowl he gives on portraits
Assassinated coin? Ah, it’s pre-morial.
"There’s a bullet out there with his name on it. And you can have one of these valuable, limited-edition keepsakes for the low, low price of $59.99. Makes a great gift.
And for the first one thousand customers, we will throw in a free vacation to the lovely Caribbean island nation of Turks and Caicos. Be sure to wear your Trump Miracletm pendant to qualify for the full experience!
I will say one thing: that coin does a good job of capturing matching his hair.
I just searched trump coin. The results sort of made me wish I’d skipped dinner.