How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

…and if a Tampon was shoved into the hole in Rump’s head, maybe it would suck up all the pus…

( I’m sorry… I should and usually am nicer, but this is Rump. And I’m not going to lie:

I HATE that miserable low-class golf cheating con-man Son-Of-A-Bitch…! )

Which is also hypocritical in a way, because in 2018, Trump himself signed the first-ever federal menstrual access requirement into law—the First Step Act, a 2018 prison and sentencing reform package that mandates menstrual product provision in federal prisons. In 2020 he went on to sign the CARES Act, which made it possible for the first time for employees to use their Flexible Spending Account allowances to buy menstrual products with pre-tax dollars.

Walz just made sure that the products were available, not specifically in bathrooms (I think).

Yeah, I developed a disgust for shitgibbon back in the eighties sometime. Not sure when, but he was a symbol of worthless greed and moral vacancy early on. I was under the impression that being an asshole was the entire basis of his cultural impact.

I didn’t see back to the future, so did not know about Biff. But I really don’t understand what Mundane superhero finds so unlikely about this.

I was surprised when the apprentice came out because I really was of the misguided impression that everyone saw him as the scumbag he is.

The assholes seem primarily upset that tampons will be available in all school restrooms, regardless of gender.

… conservatives highlighted a 2023 Minnesota law Walz signed mandating free menstruation products in all public school restrooms used by students in grades four to 12. Republicans specifically objected to the law applying to all restrooms, regardless of gender marker, complaining menstrual products would be available in “little boys bathrooms.”

In Minnesota, some Republican legislators who opposed last year’s bill argued tampons, pads and other menstrual products should be available in only “female” bathrooms. Several ultimately voted for the bill.
Why Republicans have nicknamed Tim Walz ‘Tampon Tim’

Back in the day, I occasionally went to AC to gamble. I’d gamble a little here, a little there… you know the drill. By-and-large I’d come up even… except at Rump’s places.

I swear to Og, every game inside one of his casinos was rigged. NOBODY won.
Also, the waitresses would take your orders, but they’d never come back with your “free drinks while gambling”.

He was a Thieving Son Of A Bitch then; he’s a Thieving Son Of A Bitch Now…

That would have made for an epic comic strip crossover if Uncle Duke had been the one responsible for dropping the yacht’s anchor on Trump, resulting in Trump’s brain being transplanted into Bill the Cat.

As did I (having grown up in NJ in the '80s). Having him (with his brain in Bill the Cat’s body) as the one responsible for the conclusion of the strip was utterly in character. You didn’t read the final weeks of the comic (“Trump: the Strip” :laughing:)?

Trump on Truth Social

Does he have a spreadsheet or something to keep up with all the people who owe him an apology? It must be hard to remember them all. (Of course, he may have said in the past that he has the best memory of anyone in history like an elephant and that’s why he is a Republican and he will always remember everything. I could have missed it.)

I’m pretty sure nobody has ever said that you did. There is a difference between rigging and trying to overturn. But I wouldn’t expect you to know that you piece of shit.

This has been posted before but it’s always relevant,

The History Behind the Donald Trump ‘Small Hands’ Insult
March 4, 2016,

Nearly 30 years ago, Graydon Carter, the editor of Vanity Fair magazine, described Trump in Spy magazine as a “short-fingered vulgarian.” In an editor’s letter in “Vanity Fair” last November, Carter said that he wrote the Sky magazine comment in 1988 “just to drive him a little bit crazy.”

And according to Carter, it still does. “Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer,” Carter wrote in November. “To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers,” Carter wrote. “I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby.”

Good ol’ Tampon Don!

I wish this guy would publish these letters … if he isn’t being facetious. Either way, it’s funny.

In October 1990, my girlfriend and I took a day vacation to Atlantic City. It was an organized “tour” that went from Toronto to Atlantic City, and went to the Trump Taj Mahal. We could do whatever we wanted, and quite enjoyed the Boardwalk, but our bus arrived and left from the Trump Taj Mahal.

We did play a bit at Taj Mahal, and won small amounts on slots and craps. Nothing big, but then, we weren’t betting big. But the games appeared to me to be honest. We didn’t take advantage of the free drinks.

We found that we much preferred Merv Griffin’s, across the street. Still small bets, and small wins, but it also had a jazz bar where we heard a great band. Middle of the afternoon, and Merv Griffin’s had a jazz band playing. We heard a couple of sets, then went back to the casino. More small bets and small wins.

Point is this, which I am sure you will agree with: the Trump Taj Mahal was all about money. No jazz bar, no gift shop (my GF couldn’t find a place to buy cigarettes), hard-to-find restaurants, just a casino with slot machines and table games. Meanwhile, Merv Griffin’s was all about fun, really. And it had a gift shop, where my girlfriend finally found cigarettes.

I Swear… the “Taj” was not the only Rump Place. He had a clip-joint casino right across from the Steel Pier Mall… all black and gold and games nobody won… with the big name of Rump in top in gold…

“Short-fingered vulgarian”…ETA: Ninja’d, but leaving this as my link is to the Vanity Fair explainer itself.

We took a trip to NYC in 1984, and decided to see the fancy new Trump Tower. The atrium had shops and restaurants on the second floor, accessible by the now infamous escalator. But before you were allowed to set foot on it, a security guy who was more like a bouncer stopped you and had to approve that you were worthy. I guess we passed, even though we were wearing jeans and sneakers and tee shirts. We were probably ok because we were white. We went up, glanced around, and left immediately. The kicker was the lineup of black limousines just outside on the street, letting us know that we weren’t worthy of this lifestyle. Fine, we had lots of better things to do in the city.

Trump is still repeating the “only a headache” line about soldiers injured in Iraq by Iranian missiles.

34 soldiers were denied Purple Hearts because Trump thought too many casualties made him look bad.

The soldiers CBS spoke with said after the attack, there was pressure to downplay the growing injuries to avoid a further escalation with Iran and avoid undercutting former President Trump.

A week after the attack, Trump was asked about the soldiers’ injuries at a press conference. He said he “heard they had headaches” and “I can report it is not very serious.”

That’s the first I’ve heard of that story, and it’s horrific. I was wondering if anything had changed in the Biden era and all I’ve found is

His team seems to have been caught bribing Rassmussen Reports for access to poll data before the rest of the world.

This is straight out of the Trading Places movie except it’s not “The Orange Crop Report”.

"No one was tougher on Iraq?" You named the wrong damn country, dude. And you don’t have a traumatic brain injury. At least, not one that’s undisputed.