As ever: follow the money.
Generally. But there are some who would disagree.
On the other hand, there is near-unanimous consensus that it is better to be picked on than to be picked off.
Touché! I salute you, good sir!
Doesn’t Trump like getting peed on?
He’s a germophobe. If the rumors are accurate, he likes watching other people get peed on because it satisfies his urges for sadistic humiliation.
Yes, that was indeed the effect I was going for. 
Urine is not exactly sterile, but, while I am not qualified in microbiology, I posit the theory that contact with Trump is sufficient to render the stream of piss harmless.
It is the law of “survival of the fittest” - most bacteria have not evolved to survive exposure to Trump.
This could also explain his resiliance to COVID 19. I am willing to state his anti-microbial excretions are also anti-viral. The orange colour he exhibits is merely the much maligned orpiment, a pigment that has its origins in sulphurous fumeroles.
So perhaps not a germophobe, more of of a germopath.
Is this related to the red fluid secreted by hippopotamuses?
I mean, who would be surprised if it were?
Darth Putin:
My Christmas day
Morning: Mass missile attack on civilian power stations.
Lunch: Damage undersea cables.
Afternoon: Shoot down civilian airliner.
Evening: Unwrap presents.
Genius according to CFSG
Godless monsters; both of them.
Only Donald Trump could take a lovely day like Christmas and turn it into a problem (Canada, Panama, Greenland musings). Of all the Donald Trumps I know, he’s the Donald Trumpest.
They should use the money to carve Stone Mountain with his head.
Trump’s latest late-night gibberish on Truth Social told the people on death row whose sentences have been commuted that “they can go to HELL!!” Also, he doesn’t seem to understand that he’s won the election and continues to talk about “sleepy Joe Biden”. And he wished a “Merry Christmas to the wonderful soldiers of China.” What a douchebag.
And this is the guy 49.9% of American voters wanted to have in the White House for another four freakin’ years? 
Yay! Victory rally!
Why not just make it a military parade and get all those vroom vrooom tanks out.
Maybe Biden can lean on some people and have permits revoked.
That January 6th rally didn’t turn out very well, did it.
Trumps just doing it to sell more of his crap.
The more time out in the open for this guy the better, I think. 
It’s been done.
IIRC, that’s what they did for the 4th of July back in 2019. Only, since the tanks would tear up the DC streets, I think a couple were brought in by truck and parked on the Mall and not driven down the road in the actual parade.
Probably not the optics Trump was hoping for. I read that Trump’s complaining that US flags in DC will be at half-staff during the inauguration for Jimmy Carter. Man, what the Democrats won’t do to mess with Trump. I bet Carter died on purpose before the inauguration just to troll Trump.
It will be interesting over the next 4 years to see how he handles feeding his ego, now that he can’t run for president again. What will the excuse be to hold more rallies?