Of course he wants it both ways. What do we expect from the man who rode down the escalator while wearing elevator shoes?
He’s like former president Homer Simpson: Started out pretty dumb, and somehow he keeps gettin a little dumber each season.
WTF? F-22 on a bombing mission? Painting them with Chinese insignias? If they’re close enough to see the insignias, they’re close enough to notice they’re F-22s, which no one but the US has (I think, or at least China doesn’t have them), and is not a bomber, anyway. I mean, I’m no military expert, but WTF?
WTF is the only posible response to anything that moron says. Except MAGAS.
Sharpies. Fools 'em every time. Or even better; Magic Markers.
Excrementpatronum!!!
Or have the pilots pull their eyes at the corners. Fools them every time.
As the headline says, this suggestion of Trump’s is definitely like what a drunken uncle would say at the table before he wanders away to sleep it off. Just fucking pathetic.
“Oh ignore him, that’s just old Uncle Donald. And yes, he often wears his underpants on his head like that. He thinks it keeps the radio waves out of his brain.”
I’m guessing the fool said “F-22” because that’s the only warplane he can even vaguely remember the name of.
But not until the face-eating felines use it.
Remember the Married…with Children episode when Kelly lost the game show because she didn’t have enough room in her brain for one more piecre of information? That’s Tan the Conman. Someone told him this year is '22 and that’s the only thing he can remember at the moment. Thus: F-uh, um, oh yeah, 22!"
He was on the fence between that and F-150.
Then he’d try to take credit for all the trucks Ford ever sold.
I wouldn’t have been surprised if he’d suggested using B-17s. Or maybe B-29s, since two of them actually did drop nuclear weapons.
I’m sure the plan was much more complicated. First you gotta fly those F-22s real slow past the Ruskies so they can see those Chinese markings. Then you go ahead and start the bombing. Bombing with a fighter plane? Pure genius! They’d never expect it!
Fighter-bombers are a thing.
You just need a real powerful slide projector to make it look like a Chinese F-22.
For the record:
On 22 September 2014, F-22s performed the type’s first combat sorties by conducting some of the opening strikes of Operation Inherent Resolve, the American-led intervention in Syria; aircraft dropped 1,000-pound GPS-guided bombs on Islamic State targets near Tishrin Dam.[179][180] Between September 2014 and July 2015, F-22s flew 204 sorties over Syria, dropping 270 bombs at some 60 locations.[181]
F-16s and F-15s, the mainstay of the U.S. Air Force for the past 40 years, are also used both as fighters and as bombers.
Oh sure, they can drop some bombs. My Civ IV fighters can do that too. I think the lunacy is more with the notion that the Russians would see the markings and also not know that these were American fighters. I’m sure the Russian Air Force knows the USAF’s lineup of planes more than I do.
No argument here.
Does anyone get the feeling that this ploy (“No, Daddy, my little brother stole the money from your wallet—I wasn’t anywhere near your wallet”) may have been successful for little Donald once or twice?