How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

That’s some F(ighter), that F-22.

I think the Chinese cloaking device is the most surprising.

I didn’t see any cloaking device.

It’s the best there is.

At some point in his babbling, Trump said that “No one was harder on Russian than me.” Because he thinks everyone who’s ever heard him has the attention span of a goldfish.

Trump and his lickspittle toady Tucker Carlson are racing after the “We Love Ukraine” bandwagon, trying to jump on.

Trump is not a very good speaker, and he often gets his sentences garbled. What he meant to say was, ‘No one has a bigger hard-on for Russia than me.’

In fact, this was said to be a dynamic between young Richard Nixon and his brother Donald Nixon. According to a critical bio I read, their father was in the habit of strapping them when displeased, and young Richard learned the art of lying as needed so that his brother would get the strapping.

Wasn’t there a nationwide shortage of Viagra about that time?

I thought his wife was Slovenian?

That’s what they want you to think.

Has anyone posted Trumps recent 3 page letter to Lester Holt trashing Barr yet?

Wait, why is he calling Barr long? Slow and boring works, but long? Man can’t even insult properly.

I really, really don’t want to know the answer. Or why it’s an insult.

how he was bragging about them when he picked them.Whenever Trump goes on another unhinged gratuitous rant about how terrible one of his own former personally selected subordinates is, I like to check back and see

“Only the best people”, uh-huh.

Taking jealous peeks at a urinal.

Wow. That is quite the read. He loves turning every day nouns into Proper Nouns. Did he learn that in a Special Class at the Wharton School?

IANA linguistics scholar, but doesn’t German capitalize all its proper nouns? Whenever I see this tendency in someone’s writing I wonder if they aren’t somehow genetically predisposed to German grammar and also, therefore, to authoritarianism.

I realize those are logical leaps worthy of Bob Beamon, but DJT is evidence in favor.

Like many a semi-literate, he seems to think that capitalizing words is a way of giving them special emphasis.

All nouns are capitalized in German. I think Trump’s problem is that he’s semi-literate.