I want to erase a picture. I read a bit of Stormy Daniels book and wish I could get the description of trump’s penis out of my visual photobook
You’d think he would be more concerned about tangerines.
He should check with Monty Python
Rachel Maddow read this on her show tonight.
Pineapples?! Bananas??!! They can kill people!
The bit of a side on the musing of tomato fruit or vegetable was amusing.
I’m a bit younger than most people here on the Dope, so my mind went to this scene:
"Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!"
Mrs doubtfire had a drive by fruiting.
Nah, tomatoes are a wimpy fruit. Let’s pelt him with Buddha’s hand-- now that’s a scary fruit!
https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buddha-hand.jpg
Best advice I can provide:
Now I want to see someone throw a bananarang and have it return to them.
I suppose booking Bananarama for a future Trump rally is now totally out of the question.
I hate to say it but he may actually have a point. An uncut pineapple has those spiky things on the outside and a cut pineapple could sting. I would really really hate for someone to throw pineapple at a rally.
It actually reminds me of a quote from All About Eve.
I love learning about fungus.
That description made me rethink for a moment and, thankfully, recall fungus came First.
Then I fried up some Golden Oyster mushrooms that grow wild in my part of Iowa (thanks to culinary folks who imported them): Golden Oyster - (Pleurotus citrinopileatus) - Mushroom Mountain
So pretty and not orange. Local orange mushrooms= bad! Omphalotus olearius - Wikipedia
Donald J. Trump, ever classy:
This is not to be confused with the actual White House Gift Shop. They had a “going out of business” sale just before Trump left office
I bet as he said that, he leaned back in his chair, looking down his nose at the governor, while raising an eyebrow. And the entire time he was slowly stroking a white cat.
I doubt he used a big word like “reciprocity”, but I’m happy to be wrong
His word is “covfefe”, until a handler reminded him how to say it properly.
My fruit of choice would be … canned.
I wonder how his jet is coming along. That was a whole other side grift.
Would you go big can of pasta sauce or small can of mushroom pieces? Mass or velocity?
I guess it would depend on the distance from the thrower to the stage, but I’m thinking a well-aimed 8 oz can of tomato paste could do some significant damage. 