And which I believe he is going to play in, at least the pro-am part. It would be interesting to see how he plays golf when there are cameras on him.
He’d cheat. He’d be called on it. Video would be shown. Trump would say, ‘No, I didn’t! You just hate me, so you’re making it up!’
I think it’s more likely that, as part of the deal to host a tournament at his course, the cameras are forbidden to film him except when he’s hitting. Not that anyone would ever admit to that clause.
And I would not be surprised in the least if he claimed:
Yeah, the Saudis helped murder only 3,000 Americans, but you know not all of them were Americans, at least not real Americans. But anyway, I got a million people killed on my watch. And that’s the best watch. Like a Rolex. A million Rolex, a million dollar Rolex.
You’ve been taking Smapti lessons, haven’t you? They’re paying off.
Has he had a stroke? No? Well, then, he’s still pissing me off.
Individual 1’s Department of Homeland Security watchdog put a stop to the recovery of the Secret Service’s text messages.
Ah. Now it’s clear. Since Ivana has been buried on Individual 1’s golf course, it’s now considered a cemetery, and under New Jersey law, it gets a tax break.
Yes, and that tax break, apparently, won’t be offset by any unnecessary spending to make Ivana’s gravesite attractive. Trump didn’t even go to the expense of watering the yellowed grass:
Wait, are me sure that it qualifies as a cemetery? Do we know for a fact that she’s buried 6 feet down and not just 2 ? Trump has a history of exaggerating measurements by a factor of 3.
#StormyDanielsIsMyCite
For a while there, smapti and I were both parodying the tangerine twerp’s bloviations. I think smapti’s were better, but I thoroughly enjoyed both of ours efforts.
I cannot understand why in the name of anything whatever this pustule’s EX-wife wanted to be buried in his “family plot” in the first place.
Personally, I would rather allow my corpse to be thrown naked and unidentified into a filthy alleyway for rats and cockroaches to eat than have it consigned to any property with Trump’s name even remotely associated with it. And I didn’t even spend any time married to the creep.
She was no doubt a loathsome person herself.
From her Wiki page.
Although this divorce was acrimonious due to Donald’s extramarital affair to actress Marla Maples, the former couple eventually worked through their animosity and once again became close friends up until her death in 2022; Ivana was actually one of her ex-husband’s main advisors throughout his presidency and election campaigns.
I know I shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, but….
As is so often the case in matters pertaining to the Trump family, I was happier when I didn’t understand some particular aspect of their loathsome behavior than when I do.
True, but she didn’t deserve to end up being a Leaky Depends rest stop at the first tee…
If it’s a family plot, does that mean there are other family members already there or is she the first? Cause if she isn’t the first, wouldn’t they have already been getting a tax break?
Just wondering out loud.
I heard Eric gets behind the gardening shed.
Do we know that? I for one have never seen his long form birth certificate.