I was going to post that link in another thread. I thought I cleared it, but I didn’t. This was the link that was supposed to post. The new updates are very different.
Like Trump.
Great minds! silenus beat you to it.
How about we do a test on him to prove or disprove the validity of that thing they did in Goldfinger. I think he would enjoy it.
You mean this?
This song could have been written about Donald Trump.
I didn’t see his post. Well done!
Great - had the Joni Mitchell earworm, now the World At War theme.
A ridiculous what if…
The only situation I could see Donald getting heckled / harassed is on the golf course. I’m trying to imagine his entourage - FBI types, vehicles, but what about caddies and other course employees / attendants? I can’t believe that latter gaggle being would be all MAGA, and that surely one or two of them would have something called sense, and be, well, anti-Trump. None of those anti-Trumpers, then - none of them? - might attempt at least sublty trying to subvert Donald’s golfing progress, maybe coughing / farting / hiccupping just before a put, or continually handing him a club one angle less or more than what he wanted?
And then maybe stepping things up, just outright going up to the turgid mass and just laying into him what a…well, you folks can finish the rest…
Sure, option two might not make prospects for long-term employment, there, look all that rosy, but hopefully at least it might get caught on phone and goes viral.
I’d be perfectly willing to lose a (not for self-preservation) job over that.
There was a comedian in Scotland who mentioned patriotic Scots taking dumps into the holes of the golf course the night before.
It was just a routine, sure but… well… it’s not like anyone would miss their turds.
You can be all but assured that, outside of his own courses, a SS advance team would approach the club management, have them identify who might be likely to cause ShitGibbon emotional dstress (or just be surly or indifferent) and invite those employees to take the day off. In close proximity, the slightest signs of non-fawning behavior will get a person hustled away forthwith.
Hence we understand AHFS’s* tremendous popularity amongst the American people: he is allowed to see naught else.
( * America Hating FuckStick )
He obviously read that. That’s why he doesn’t pick his ball out of the hole (not a joke). He just waddles back to his cart.
Tidying stuff up is a minion’s job, not his. I bet he’s never picked up a used towel off the bathroom floor, either, nor hung one back up on the rack.
Using a towel more than once? What kind of peasant do you think he is? /s
He uses one towel?
Is it true that he paved it over because he’s too unsteady when he walks on grass.
Yes, I made that up. It could still be true.
He’s likely unsteady on his feet due to age and health issues, so now if he falls, that concrete is gonna hurt more than the grass.
So an upside after all.
Trying to find the cite somewhere about Donald’s concern about women’s high heels having a difficult time negotiating the grass.
I’m just guessing, but he probably can’t lean over that far. I wonder who ties his shoes?
I thought it was marble.
Having created this outdoor dining area, I wonder if anyone is expected to use it. Somehow, I just don’t envision a bunch of presidential staffers carrying their sandwiches and potato chips out to the patio, brushing away flies, and trying to keep their Top Secret briefing papers from blowing away.
Is this area visible from outside the fence. After what was spent to create it, it would be interesting to hear in a year or two if it’s ever used.
The park I live in just got all new yellow umbrellas for the pool and now I think about this every time I go in or out of the park.
I should have known it wasn’t concrete.
I bet he’s gonna put in a McDonalds at the White House.