Just last year I read an article in Scientific American that said a fifth of the elderly are dead within a year after their first fall. Even if no bones are broken they tend to exercise less and even can become afraid of getting out of bed. When I see my arthritis doc every quarter one of the questions asked in the survey I fill out is Have you had any falls?
Already taken care of. They even have Pain Free Technology in case those bone spurs flare up again.
What I read was the root of the problem was the lawn didn’t dry quickly enough after rain and was ‘squishy’ (which, of course, Trump exaggerated).
A responsible President would have brought in U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to design an overbuilt, multimillion dollar, drainage system that would have made Thomas Jefferson weep with joy and then restore the Rose Garden to it’s most classic historical state.
But instead of a responsible President we have Trump.
But we should note Donny’s restraint, there’s no gold fountain with a cherub pissing (one of the true signs that the joint is classy!) in the middle of the concrete eyesore.
Yet…
The overly large gold cherub pisses his pants. What’s the problem here?
It would have be a golden seraphim in stilletos and gartered fishnet stockings pissing onto three cherubim bound in latex. For, you konw, the pinnacle of classical good taste.
I’d be surprised if he still pees standing. But then it poses a hazard when his fat ass creates a vacuum seal over the bowl, and if he flushes while still seated it could suck his rectum inside out.
Or maybe he just discreetly pees into his diaper all day. “And Quiet flows the Don.”
It’s a Fra-gee-lay that means it’s Eye-talian.
No, he lost his marbles.
He probably does that all the time, into his diaper.
Eye bleach! Eye bleach!
I remember hearing this (though I don’t have a citation).
Does he use a towel at all, though? I’d have thought that Satan’s loving breath would quickly dry all those acres of flesh.
Alright you’s, now I’m pondering just how much orange paste runs through the D.C. sewer system. Through no fault of my own.
Trump previously said the change was in part to accommodate women wearing high heels.
“When we had a press conference, you’d sink into the mud. It was grass and it was very wet, always wet and damp and wet and if it rained it would take three, four, five days to dry out and we couldn’t use it really for the intended purpose,” Trump told reporters on Aug. 3.
we couldn’t use it really for the intended purpose,” Trump told reporters
Donny? Wasn’t the Rose Garden’s intended purpose to be a rose garden?
No, it was for meetings of the Bund. And the female members wanted to be able to wear their heels. Also, the men who “heighten” (hello Donny!)
(Thanks, @Railer13 , for that USA Today citation on the heels.)
Thanks. I keep forgetting it was Madison that installed it and he insisted it be a square garden.
… 
I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rose garden.
Speaking of pardons,
Saw this on Facebook.
