How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

I imagine a conversation with him about this topic would go something like in this NSFW clip.

Hahahahaha! Those idiots couldn’t find Nigeria on a map…of Nigeria.

No fair, you’re giving them hints!

Yesterday I was getting my haircut and the barber shop has something on called The Pet Collective which is a channel with different programs with cute animals and what not. Just something to watch while you wait. Well, during not one, but two commercial breaks, came different ads about how, apparently Donald Trump is saving the food supply from China, that wants to control it. And how there are good Unions, and bad Unions, and the bad Unions are the ones that give money to democrats. And yes, he is protecting american workers. Gaaah…He was elected, stop you campaign fact free lies already! :grimacing: :face_vomiting:

//i\\

The base require a steady diet of red meat to keep them a) ramped up and b) focused on the target of the day hour minute. Otherwise some of them may slip back into a torpid state, and a (very) few of them may turn on their handlers.

First they would have to find a map that had the ‘country’ of Africa on it. And then puzzle out how to spell Nigeria. They would never get past the first 5 letters. Laughter ensues and calls to the Pentagon happen.

Completely unencumbered by the thought process.

Gosh, maybe they will threaten those in the USA who are attacking, locking up, and deporting multitudes of Christians right here in the country!

Oh wait—it’s they themselves who are doing that. (Via ICE.)

The Two Minutes Hate

Sure looks like a Trump rally, just lacking the Village People and Marco Rubio standing awkwardly to the side wondering where his soul flew off to and how it came to this.

Stranger

I’m always happy when I see a story like this because I know it means that all a country’s major issues have been solved:

Congratulations, USA. I’m happy for you.

SNL’s Michael Che said he liked the polished marble floor:

“Looks slippery”.

Dementia Don slipping into darkness.

Probably used the auto-pen

There’s two possibilities and both are freakin disturbing:

  1. He’s so dementia riddled he’s worse than Biden ever was.

  2. He honestly didn’t do it and someone else in the bloody White House is signing these things.

Here’s the thing– I know nothing

First thing Not Bullshit he’s ever said.

There’s a third possibility, just as disturbing:

  1. He did it, and knew exactly what he was doing-- it was a corrupt quid pro quo for making him and his family richer.

That was my first assumption; he was lying.

Well, his lips were moving…

Usually a safe assumption when that happens.