How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

No doubt right in to it’s pocket.

I want to see the first state dinner with the Trump family all alone in the place.

Fucker stole the Resolute Desk.

It wouldn’t fit in the bathroom?

Oh, fear not. He’s gonna Finish It.

It’s distinctly possible that the Mar-a lago version is simply a copy. However, I think it should be checked very VERY carefully to ensure he did not do a swap.

I guess it’s possible, but who would commission a copy of a friggin’ desk?

And if so commissioned, I would expect an artisan or somebody to come forward and advertise their wares (“sit behind a real copy of the Resolute Desk - for only $XXXXX”).

Simple answer is simple - that thieving SOB has literally stolen what was not nailed down

Oh, look who’s circling around trying to find her way back into the party.

Trump would never take government property he isn’t entitled to so he can display it in Mar-A-Lago…

Hold on, I forgot that my quantum teleportation machine took me to the Shitty Timeline. That thing needs to be recalibrated badly.

And Democrats are to afraid of him to even ask about that. Sheess. Probably pointless. He’ll just say it’s a copy.

Well then, who has the real one, hmmmm?

Check the secret compartment to see if there’s a Native American woodcarving in there. Is Nicolas Cage available?

Who killed the Kennedy Performing Arts Center? Who? Who?

No, look for Diet Coke stains. Then we will know.

I guess a lot of people. Look, you can get one for your very own!

isn’t that the desk Musk’s kid wiped his boogers on?

That’s a Canadian company, so don’t forget to add tariffs to the cost.

“When, after all, it was you and me…”

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

The planet’s okay, for the moment but I’m wishing we had access to parallel universes so I could jump to another timeline.

The one where President Harris is in the Oval Office and Donald Trump is in an upstate New York prison cell? Yeah, I’d much prefer that one, too.

I’d like to be in the universe in which Hillary Clinton retired after two back-to-back terms in the White House to be succeeded by another competent, qualified Democratic politician.