At one of his golf clubs. Which you can’t access without joining. ($350,000/year for Bedminster; varying fees for the others.)
Yes, they can. I recommend Musk immediately start marketing Tesla using vampires.
It’s not as though anyone might make a connection between vampirism and what he and Trump are doing to the nation…
Not that Trump has the slightest idea of what he’s doing. But things like this may keep decent people from voting.
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LATEST PARDON OF CONVICTED FRAUDSTER WITH TIES TO TRUMP !!!
COMING TO A GOVERNMENT AGENCY NEAR YOU !!!
“During his trial, TechCrunch reports he was represented by Brad Bondi, brother of Attorney General Pam Bondi. And while there are no records of him making large political donations prior to 2024, following his conviction, CNBC reports he gave $920,000 to the Trump 47 Committee, as well as $750,000 to the MAHA Alliance, a Robert F. Kennedy Jr. political action committee.”
I like “orange shitgibbon” but perhaps I can incorporate “cockwomble” into that somehow.
The Mango Mussolini
Carrot Cockwomble, perhaps?
I would be happy with any name – even His own – as long as it is prefixed with ‘late’.
I think I’m sticking with Felon47. It trips off the tongue, it’s short to type, and while fully insulting it’s not too crass to use in mixed company. And it’s factually correct!
I used to have a shortcut that let me type “Individual-ONE” with a keystroke (the “ONE” stands for Our National Embarrassment). Recently, I changed that to “Felon-ONE”, and he will always be a felon, so no one can accuse me of slander.
I’m liking Fat Nixon lately.
The latest ignorant blather to emerge from his sewer hole was to tell an NBC interviewer that the latest Signal fuckup was “fake news” and a “witch hunt”. No, moron-in-chief, this is something that actually happened and it’s in black and white. And now we’re seeing that Hegseth’s wife has been attending security briefings! What the ever-loving donkey fuck?
Nixon was pretty bad, but he was not a lipwalking moron like ShitGibbon is (his apparent upright posture is an illusion involving strings).
I thought it was cheeto-faced shitgibbon.
Cheeto-Faced Extraterrestrial Ferret-Wearing ShitGibbon (typically shortened to CFSG).
No doubt. After all, Prexident Muxk and Firxt Felon47 have already done that with Social Security, haven’t they?
A Cockwomble Orange?
Prison-Jumpsuit-Face?
I’m still partial to Twitler and Cheeto Mussolini.
What about ‘FelONEous’?