How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

Hey, we all know that wars in the Middle East are always resolved quickly and without any negative consequences ever.

Or worse. It could be the ICE equivalent. But no one will be surprised.

I assume you meant “Shiite” but “shite” is probably also accurate.

I can’t decide if you are using the religious term “Shiite” or the Irish term “shite”.

In both formats, it does not look good for Mr Trump.

(Ninja’d)

That reminds me of the Iraq War during the George W Bush administration. Supposedly the Administration wasn’t familiar with the difference between Shiite and Sunni Islam and how that affects relations among the various countries in the Middle East. That would seem to be a fundamental thing to understand when engaging in war over there.

I’d plead bad speling, but that wouldn’t make me look clever, so i won’t.

The Iran conflict MUST last through the first week of November, so that Donald can Declare an Emergency (and make sure Democrats don’t retake the House and/or Senate).

Simple as that, really.

Trump announced that he’s planning to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year and he displayed his usual modesty when saying so.

The White House Correspondents Association has asked me, very nicely, to be the Honoree at this year’s Dinner, a long and storied tradition since it began in 1924, under then President Calvin Coolidge. In honor of our Nation’s 250th Birthday, and the fact that these “Correspondents” now admit that I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T., according to many, it will be my Honor to accept their invitation, and work to make it the GREATEST, HOTTEST, and MOST SPECTACULAR DINNER, OF ANY KIND, EVER! Because the Press was extraordinarily bad to me, FAKE NEWS ALL, right from the beginning of my First Term, I boycotted the event, and never went as Honoree. However, I look forward to being with everyone this year. Hopefully, it will be something very Special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

I can’t even…

“According to many” who either work at the White House or at one of his golf clubs.

So, will those that adhere to the “roast” style of the dinner be headed to the US gulags?

If he wasn’t such a fucknuckle, I’d swear the arsehole was parodying himself.

The host or entertainment will be “celebrity mentalist” Oz Pearlman.

Oh, heavens no. Any wars in the middle east started by other dumb presidents, i.e. all other presidents, were stupid, ill-conceived, and wouldn’t have happened under trump. Anything started anywhere by the stable genius will be short and “perfect.”

Such a conflict will bring peace, democracy, and Iranian children (the few that survive) singing America’s praises and throwing flowers in the path of US troops. /SARCASM

He’s seriously broken. Not that he was ever right to start with, but sheesss.

Anyone that pokes fun at him better have their bags packed and a full tank of gas. I’m not kidding. I’d send my spouse/children out of the country before I went.

My guess is Greg Gutfield since he is on TV every weeknight and that’s what’s important to Trump. And he’ll kiss Trump’s ass, bigly. This is going to be the Foxification of the awards, just like he Foxified the administration. I hope journalists with any integrity refuse to go.

They all need to go and rip him to shreds.

The only way Trump is actually attending is if he has a typically mean and unfunny Republican comedian doing the roasting.
If it happens, it has the potential to be a pathetic shitshow for the ages.

He’ll probably demand to have his name on it, like the Kennedy Center.

Trump will probably spend the whole time dissing Obama.