How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

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In related news:

Apparently he’s lost 30 pounds, due to Melania keeping a fairly tight leash on his sugar cravings.

Brigitte Macron, France’s First Lady, Brigitte Macron, once revealed that Melania “keeps a firm hand” on Donald to keep him on the straight and narrow when it comes to sugar cravings.

“When she taps her watch at dinner, her husband understands that it is time to get up and leave,” Macron said.

Sean Hannity says that now, if Trump has a burger, it’s without a bun. Random people are suggesting he’s using Ozempic .

So he’s pissing me off today by losing weight and (reportedly) eating more healthfully. Still…

“Rapid weight loss is often a sign of a serious medical condition,” tweeted one viewer. A second added: “Hate to be that guy but suddenly losing a ton of weight at 78 is not typically a good sign.”

Oliver Hardy is a prime example. Abruptly trying to get healthy after years and years of being unhealthy may fuck a person up bigtime.

thirty pounds in how many weeks?

I’ve got my fingers crossed for stomach cancer.

And that pisses me off - that I would actively wish harm on someone.

Quid pro quo, on a grand scale.

I’m sorry to say that I will enjoy it anyway. It’s against my beliefs, but there it is.

An article linked in the article I posted is dated 11 March.

Robert F. Kennedy spoke with Fox News host Sean Hannity about Trump’s weight claiming he has “lost 30lbs” in recent weeks.

A second link (right after that one) is dated 6 December.

Melania Trump steered husband Donald away from chocolate cake and extravagant buffets at Mar-a-Lago to help him lose 30 pounds, it has been reported.

So the weight loss seems to have happened by December. The article doesn’t say when Melania started controlling his diet.

You have a kinder heart than I.

Hmm. I wonder if Melania can boss him around? She would be the only one.

I bet she is pretty tough regardless. He’s probably scared of her. I think I would be.

According to the Government Accounting Office, Trump’s golf trips are now up to over $26 million tax dollars for his 18 golfing trips, which is about a quarter of the time he’s been in office. Where’s that idiot with the chainsaw?

From the second link in my previous post:

Brigitte Macron, France’s First Lady, Brigitte Macron, once revealed during an exclusive interview with Paris Match, that Melania “keeps a firm hand” on Donald to keep him on the straight and narrow when it comes to sugar cravings.

“When she taps her watch at dinner, her husband understands that it is time to get up and leave,” Macron said. "He obeys. She has a strong personality…

So maybe I’m more pissed off at Melania for trying to keep him going.

I would think she’d start shoveling chocolate bars and jelly beans into his gaping pie hole.

Unless she’s a Russian asset who is tasked with keeping Himself in power as long as possible.

That’s my wife’s thinking, as well.

Yeah, Melania is his handler. Has been ever since Vlad hired her.

To understand their relationship, picture Melania dressed in shiny, black latex holding a bullwhip and Donnie crawling around wearing a dog collar and gimp mask.

No, thank you.

I once lost 115 pounds in 7 months through diet and exercise. Rather than being unhealthy, it was very good for me. Granted, I was in my early 30s, I wasn’t 80 years old, but still it’s not always a sign of illness, and can be the opposite.

I don’t see any information about how rapid the weight loss was. If that 30 pounds was over the course of a number of months, it was probably good for him.

And yeah, Trump being healthy isn’t something I like to hear.

What do we know of Trump’s health, really? He could have had a triple bypass and a kidney transplant but nobody would know unless he announced it. And he wouldn’t.

Good point. He’s not exactly the most transparent of presidents, and what he does say you can’t trust anyway.

Didn’t his . . . doctor proclaim he was in the bestest most perfect health way back in 2015? So where did this thirty pound to lose come from?

You’re expecting consistency from this group? It’s doublethink from some of the stupidest people imaginable.

Shrodinger’s BMI - he’s always been the healthiest specimen of manhood ever seen and simultaneously should be applauded for putting in the effort to lose 30 pounds that he somehow didn’t need to lose in the first place.