I don’t know, man. I gave up golfing because I could never get past the windmill.
And they screw up his hair (not that it could get worse).
For me it was the clown. How does anyone play with Donald?
I’ve never played competitive golf, but from my teenage excursions on the links… I would eschew anything except a big supply of balls, a wood, an iron and a putter.
The rest of the bag full of beer, and a bong.
Of course, I am not a serious golfer, but neither is Donald. He likes the idea that he is, but even a stoned, drunk teenager like I used to be would complain about cheating.
Rules are rules.
(The golf courses had no rules about alcohol and cannabis, so technically… I was OK)
Umm… not with DJT. He makes his own.
That’s the thing. When you go out on the course with him, apparently you quickly realize you aren’t really ‘playing golf’ so much as pantomining it so you can get what you want from him, whether that’s an interview or some business deal or to remain within the circle.
He may believe he’s playing actual golf with you and apparently does truly believe this involves being the better cheat, but he believes a lot of other silly things.
Coupled with aiding Iran in killing Americans and Trump easing sanctions on Russian oil, this is a win win win for Putin.
As I recall (my cite: living in California at the time) California banned off-shore oil production after a disastrous oil spill off the coast of Santa Barbara, circa 1970. So does Trump’s directive supersede state law?
Hey Donny, need help opening the Strait; got questions? Here you go.
Q: “how would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only”
A: “It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help”
Mothra doesn’t get involved in politics.Even kaiju have standards.
Our helpful President, the exemplar of discretion and tact.
Trump blurts out Republican congressman’s terminal diagnosis in weird moment
Trump urged the House speaker to “tell the story” about Dunn, which Johnson approached with some delicacy, speaking in deliberately vague terms about the nature of the medical crisis, while emphasizing how impressed he was with the Floridian’s willingness to keep working after receiving a serious medical diagnosis.
That wasn’t quite good enough for Trump, who pressed the GOP leader to disclose Dunn’s diagnosis. With some caution, Johnson said he believed it was “terminal,” at which point the president added, “He would be dead by June.”
Appearing rather uncomfortable, the House speaker told the audience, “OK, that wasn’t public.”
It can never be repeated often enough about this guy:
What an asshole
Well, it is now, Bubba.
OTOH, if he wants to blurt out trump’s terminal diagnosis, I could get behind that.
Fuck You, Republicans, this is your guy. You wanted him. Fuck, you still want him. Fuck you.
To the GOP in general How fucking dare you.
“I didn’t know the moose would bite me!”
Duh! Trump probably thinks it anyway.
Because he knows he cheats even if he never admits it, so of be believed it, he might think “that shot world have been good but the windmill ate it.”
Since Trump cheats, and he also has dementia, wouldn’t it be fun if his opponent just wrote down good scores regardless of how many swipes he took, and then at the end said, ‘I won! Just look at the score sheet! Numbers don’t lie, LOSER!’
His war is effing up my trip to Turkey and another to Australia. My flight itineraries have changed 5 times.
My take on the current situation
Florida man attempts to have sexual relations with beehive.
A Florida man attempted to engage in non-consensual relations with a beehive, saying the bees have treated him very badly for quite some now, and vowing to take all their honey in the most forceful way possible.
After his dick got stuck in the beehive, he talked about how he had spoken very strongly to the bees before invading the hive, and that the bees were being very stupid by repeatedly stinging his testicles instead of abandoning their honey
However, he kept insisting that his plan to steal the honey was right on track. He said that according to his plan now was the time for his friends to come help him pull his dick out of the tree. As a bee stung him right in the butthole, he screamed at them, saying no one would get any honey out of the hive until he was free and that it was all their fault he fucked the beehive.
But neighbors told a different (and much more coherent) story.
The claim they repeatedly told him that his plan to fuck the bees out of their honey was a stupid one and they wanted no part of it. While they weren’t very fond of the bees, they said they had managed to work together and get the bees under control until the Florida man moved in.
One neighbor said “that asshole’s not anybody’s friend. He’s the guy that borrows your lawnmover then refuses to give it back, claiming you stole it from him.”
“Not to mention, he smells like ass and his friends look like the cast of a horror movie about Mafia vampires.” another neighbor added.
“I hope he’s stuck there for awhile, at least that’ll keep him busy” another said as the Florida man continued to insist his scheme was going exactly as planned and the bee stings all over his privates were fake news.
As sundown approached, the Florida man grew more incoherent, threatening to put a tollbooth on every driveway unless his neighbors helped him extract his dick from the beehive.
The neighbors remained unconvinced. “I don’t even know if we could pull him loose if we tried, his dick is stuck in there really deep. Besides, we don’t want to get stung, as you can see, that shit hurts.”.
Stealing this. I’m not sure who 
is being described allegorically, but my guess someone very self-important. 