See, now I’m starting to think that you made that up.
Oooh, girth!
Nicely done, Ann.
Mynd you…
Brava.
And don’t forget that asshole he hangs out with had been egging him (and the neighbors) on to fuck the hive for years but only a Florida man was dumb enough to actually do it. And also he wanted the honey to distract everybody from those kids he kept in his rape dungeon. That last bit might be too close to fantasy, though
Also the bees are stinging everyone in the neighborhood now, and we’re all allergic, while the hive-fucker has some kind of, what shall we call it…immunity.
At first I thought it was Trump until I read the part about his dick being deep in something.
Screw the “Like” emoji. Where’s the “LOVE” emoji???
That really is epically good. If we gave out annual awards for best SDMB creative writing, you’d nail 2026.
Although the Florida man has been claiming that another man who had his same status in the past, told him ‘I wish I had done what you did.’ Of course no one believes him. [My bolding in the quote.]
(Very nice, @Ann_Hedonia !)
‘Doc, can you stop the pain, but leave the swelling?’
Trump said recently that Gov. Gavin Newsom should never be president, because he’s dyslexic, and we should never have a president with a disability.
Let’s skip over all the obvious pot-kettle-black jokes, and go right to addling “ableist” to his list of faults.
Although….”I was fine with Trump being a completely corrupt tool of Putin wannabe fascist convicted felon sex offender pedophile, but now that he’s an ableist, that’s the last straw.” …. said no one ever.
Didn’t you guys pass a constitutional amendment because you repeatedly elected a guy with a disability?
Well, it wasn’t quite as causal as you make it sound. More like “because we repeatedly elected the same guy, who also happened to have a disability.”
I wonder if Trump even knows anything about FDR.
Don’t forget that they went to great lengths to hide that disability from the public.
Readily concede both points.
But history will say that the institutional risk of FDR becoming some sort of elected monarch is what prevents you having some elected monarch under Trump.
And they say merkins don’t get dat irony.
If the law is actually followed you are absolutely correct.
And there is definitely irony there.
Law? What is this “law” of which you speak, Mr. Furriner with the silly hat?
Laws are for weak societies not ruled by their best = most forceful people. Which superior specimens have no need of laws passed by lesser mortals to guide them in their superior ways of pursuing superiority in all things.
I am enlightened.
Here I was thinking the primary purpose to these said laws was to ensure the superior retained their inherited superiority.