How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

The Pentagon held a Good Friday service for employees at the Pentagon chapel.

Catholics were excluded.

Nitpick: Good Friday is the one day of the year on which no Catholic Mass is said. There is definitely a service. But it’s not a Mass.

That does not negate the fact that to hold a Good Friday service and not invite Catholics is absurd but sadly, typical of this so-called administration. They are reverting to the idea that Catholics aren’t really Christians.

Neither are they.

So they reject all Catholics but are open to Protestants of all flavors? They are willing to sit side by side with the Congregationalists, the Methodists, the Baptists, and even the Lutherans? When do they start to slice and dice the acceptableness?

It’s coming. Don’t rush them.

For some reason, I’m hearing that Emo Philips joke in my head.

Not just you. It may continue to become more relevant.

For those not in the know.

I love Emo’s paraprosdokians. Though his thoughts run that way, he must rehearse them a lot. That can be an actual job!

Funny, but it really should be labeled “joke on Christianity” instead of “joke on religion.” (The closest Jewish equivalent is probably the one about the desert island castaway who shows his rescuers the two synagogues he built for himself: “That’s the one I go to…and that’s the one where I wouldn’t be caught dead!”)

Nope. Schismatic fracturing is indeed a common aspect of many religions, and a lot of them have jokes about it.

There’s Gianmarco Soresi’s quip about all the little idiosyncratic Jewish sects being similar to “the way they kept adding more Pokemon after the original 150”, for example.

And among Muslims there’s even a customized version of the very same Emo Philips joke!
”Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Uloom Ajmer, or Tanzeehi Farhat Jamia ul Noor Mewat?”
:rofl:

The Judean People’s Front and their arch enemy the People’s Front of Judea would like a word with all of us.

We’re all splittists at heart.

Jewish schisms have their own Wikipedia page! (The one I immediately thought of was orthodox versus reform)

I hope the Vice President doesn’t take it personally.

oops :rofl:

Trump’s latest post on his website is…

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell. JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

He made that an hour or so ago. I guess that’s his version of an Easter greeting.

Wait, he really said that?

I will not go onto ‘Lies Social’

You can find Donnie’s crap elsewhere. This is BlueSky (the anti-Twitter/X).

Steven Miller is tweaking.