How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

Maybe I’m unhip, but I don’t think the signature from Epstein’s birthday card should be on our currency.

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It’s odd that the Saudi crown prince would describe America in the same terms that Trump himself does (“A year ago, you were a dead country. Now, you’re literally the hottest country anywhere in the world.”) So either Trump is lying (which would be so unlike him) or MBS is clever enough to use Trump’s own words to flatter him.

Ach. We’ve been hearing that stupid ‘dead to hottest’ crap for months now, obviously created in what passes for trump’s mind. Just hearing him say “hottest” makes my gorge rise. Not to mention, who uses “hot” anymore?

Especially for a country. He makes it sound like a new designer trend , or a restaurant. Stupid.

Of course he does; the country is just another asset for him to strip-mine.

Or to try to screw, like he thought about with his own daughter.

Or any type of business relationship. That anyone talks to him is sort of stunning.

I wouldn’t loan him a dollar or ever give him my card. I’d buy him a diet coke, but he would wear it.

If you could somehow convince him to have a Mentos in his mouth when he takes a drink…

…as long as the drink is carbonated - indeed.

Same shit, different day.

The White House on Friday launched a smartphone app that touts a selection of President Donald Trump’s second-term accomplishments and curates favorable news articles.

It also invites users to report tips to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

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That was EASY!

Well, I donno. They have the racist/bigot link, but is there a link for pedophiles? How about a link for rapists?

They are not equal opportunity scum bags from what I can see.

With extreme prejudice?

Great, now I can’t stop thinking about of that creepy, bug-eyed dude in “Apocalypse Now”.

It also tracks the user’s location, among other spyware stuff:

I’m envisioning a “Clippy” like caricature named “Sketchy”.

Except that he’s not all there…sort of like it’s drawn with dotted lines, missing some pieces, like trump’s plans, i.e., “sketchy.”

“Skeevy” might be more fitting.

I’m now thinking of Badgy from Star Trek Lower Decks, a psychotic holodeck assistant.