How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

I, for one, thought it was pretty weak sauce.

The lamestream media tries to distract trump with meaningless wonky SCOTUS rulings, and trump sets them straight on the real important work of government he’s got his mind on. The Voting Rights what, now? Thank God for the inhuman ability of that man to keep his eyes on the prize, tune out the distractions, and focus on the really necessary stuff.

Q: In light of the SCOTUS ruling on the Voting Rights Act, do you want Republican states to look at redrawing congressional districts before the midterms?

TRUMP: When did it come out? I’ve been with contractors because we’re trying to get the ballroom built ahead of schedule. Tell me what happened

“My house is on fire, but I was mowing the grass so I didn’t notice”

Even a blind pig candidly admits his stupidity and unsuitability once in awhile.

I’ve never heard any pig admit to anything at any time. Maybe I don’t know the right kind of pig…?

I ran across one once. That was some pig…

Humble, too

Terrific and radiant, too?

It’s just the Northern Lights.

That’s the best kind of mockery to troll Trump with. Clever mockery is a waste.

That’s certainly an opinion.

Whether it’s a waste depends on whether the intended audience is trump, his sycophant insiders, his MAGA horde of followers, the (slightly) disillusioned “Always vote Anybody (R)” crowd, or the rest of us sane Ds.

What qualifies as a wicked burn to us won’t even register as English to those first 3 categories.

This is a man who needs two hands to drink from a bottle of water, just like a toddler.

:: golf clap ::

Someone posted this elsewhere:

Bush, in thePacific, was shot down. Teddy R. charged up San Juan Hill. Ike planned a world saving invasion. JFK saved his crew from drowning. Trump? Scared by seashells on the seashore. :person_facepalming:

Cf. Calvin Trillin 34 years ago:

At Valley Forge, our George did not give up.

Tom Jefferson proclaimed the rights of man.

Abe Lincoln saved the Union for us all.

And Bush-San flashed his groceries in Japan.

Robert Mueller, the former FBI director, served in Vietnam. Trump was trying to avoid VD at home. Trump’s glad Mueller is dead.

John McCaine was shot down in Vietnam, Trump of course disparaged him and gold star familys.

What an upstanding fellow /s

And yet a third of Americans think he’s the greatest thing ever.

Fools.

That’s a compliment. They are the onces suffering from TDS.

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt”

Maga’s have opened their mouths. At least it makes it easier to identify them.