Wait, was that the Sooke Fine Arts Show or the Dookie Fine Arts Show?
This seems indistinguishable from the idiots who go to the police station to claim that the drugs that were found were theirs, and they would like to recover them if possible.
Back in the 80s as a kid I loved scratch n’ sniff stickers, but this might be going a bit far.
Probably wouldn’t have liked Polyester’s Odor-rama cards, then.
Hell no. I am familiar with the works of John Waters. I do not need scent augmentation.
She also wants to do one of, as she put it, “Poo-tin.”
Not poutine, Putin.
Or perhaps diabolically clever enough to know (a) how to flood the zone with scandals till no one notices any more and (b) how to give yourself a figleaf sufficient to be believed by the dumbasses (“Trump wouldn’t have sued the bank unless the bank were in the wrong, because Trump’s smart”).
TIL shit does, in fact, come in a can. Apparently, “shit-canned” can be meant literally.
I definitely remember stories about the doofi who heard that the police station was going to offer free testing of their drugs for things like Ebola or anthrax, and they took them up on it, or so they thought.
I just saw this online. Apparently Trump posted a picture of himself in military uniform, standing between what are supposed to be AI images of George S. Patton and Douglas MacArthur. Trump has more ribbons and awards than the other two, but him wearing the uniform is bad enough. Read the comments – I can’t do better than they did.
But I’ll note that the AI images are extraordinarily bad. I could see the one being Patton, if I squint. But the supposed Douglas MacArthur doesn’t look like him at all. And where are his trademark shades? And his omnipresent corncob pipe? This is an image by someone who didn’t know what they looked like at all.
Here’s the picture (hope you’ve already had breakfast).
But Trump’s latest image goes further than most of his AI slop. It not only depicts him in a uniform he never wore, with medals he never earned, but also shows two legitimate military legends ― and depicts them with a lower rank than Trump. In the pic, Trump shows himself as a four-star general. Patton and MacArthur, by contrast, are each shown as two-star generals. In reality, Patton had four stars and MacArthur was one of just nine to attain the rank of five-star general.
And fer shure, “MacArthur” is missing his sunglasses in addition to smoking the wrong kind of pipe.
What are the TWO sets of wings on trump’s chest supposed to be?
I want to make another one of those AI images of trump having the uniform on backwards and a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head.
I’m a realist.
I’ve seen some Twitter deconstructions of the photo that say Patton is in some sort of Soviet style uniform (the red epaulets certainly feel that way), and MacArthur is in some maybe British style? I do see that Mac has what appears to be sergeants strips on his sleeve.
That trump is a birdbrain? I know it’s just typical AI slop, but I like to imagine that even the AI that created the image is subtly flipping trump the bird.
Actually, calling trump a birdbrain is an insult to birds, many species of which are actually very intelligent.
I made this four years ago.
There’s this:
That’s good. But his feet aren’t that big and he needs high heels.
Or perhaps baby shoes.
Yeah. The specific wings on shit-for-brains chest are AI slop.
But in many militaries, the wings for parachutists or helicopter-borne troops are the same overall shape as the wings for various sorts of aircrew.
In US use, the widespread wing badges are reserved for aircrew, and most of the other air-something badges have the rounded wing look of Thelma’s cite.
Why is Lyndon Johnson McArthur wearing sergeant stripes?