Bone. Spurs.
Get it?
But why TWO sets of wings that seem to be identical? Or are they not identical?
Bone. Spurs.
Get it?
But why TWO sets of wings that seem to be identical? Or are they not identical?
Yeah, I got it, but his feet bones are still too big. He may be a size 10. Those look like 13.
I will nit this piece of shit for ever. EVERYTHING he does is wrong and contradictory to any normal human.
On an actual e.g. Mexican General’s uniform, they wouldn’t be identical. A similar motif probably, but not identical. The little details are what indicate the difference between, say, a parachutist, a pilot, a gunner, or an infantryman who rides into battle on a helo.
To diminish him and show how super awesome Trump is.
No argument from me.
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Why are there mirror-image explosions of fire and smoke coming from the right shoulder of “Patton” and the left shoulder of “MacArthur”? And how do those symmetrical emanations enhance the Glory of Donald?
(I suspect the AI is laughing at us humans.)
What A Fucking Asshole. ![]()
Tomorrow it’s gonna be “Oh, I was joking!” or “I never posted that! Fake News!”
Why two sets of wings? That’s easy. One set is the jump wings, as has been pointed out.
The other set is what the pilot gave him for being a Good Boy while visiting the cockpit of Air Force One the first time he flew it.
Perhaps a better use of AI would be for it to predict what Trump would look like with a proper military haircut. It would either be hilariously bad or humiliatingly accurate.
How about both?
Haircuts of any type may be a thing of the past for Donald, who—it is speculated—is now a Wig Guy:
Lots of photos for comparison at:
I was thinking he gave the pilot’s wings to himself, discovered that’s not really the same thing as knowing how to fly, then using his parachute rating to leave the plane and all who are in it.
It looks like they’re both on fire.
They cut Trogdor out of the photo.
It was probably sprayed with a clear fixative when it was finished.
Donald, with his “mutilization,” would definitely see Trogdor’s “burninating” as totes legit.
Stolen valor, Trumpian chutzpah and numerous uniform inaccuracies aside, those two look almost nothing like Patton and MacArthur.
He’s also not wearing his famous custom cap, which a lot of other generals privately were critical of.
And Trump is wearing a medal resembling a German WWII medal that contained a swastika.
Huh. TIL about Dugout Doug’s hat. I’d never really paid attention to it in the photos.
Here’s more on it:
It’s more scrambled eggs than hat.