There’s actually a third way that this is stupid, because what Trump posted was “This is Biden’s Stock Market, not Trump’s”. But of course the main negative data today was the quarterly economics report, not the markets (which, AIUI, recovered early losses and basically had already priced in this data).
So Thanks, Joe Biden!, for a relatively calm stockmarket. That’s…somehow…responsible for the GDP contraction.
Brain might not go boom for those trained in Trumpism; they can easily believe two contradictory things at the same time.
As always, there’s a Tweet (or Twuth):
So Donald owns the Stock Market as of January 29. Got it.
But then SOMETHING happens—something that turns it into:
HOW DID BIDEN DO THAT??? He is the most powerful Bond-villain the world (fictional or not) has ever known!!!1!!!
AND he’s a bumbling, stumbling, senile buffoon who can’t put two thoughts together in his desiccated brain (what’s left of it).
In other words, as has been mentioned often … Schrödinger’s (ex-)President.
Whatever would be the worst thing Biden could be in any particular moment, that’s who he is according to the right.
He’s amazingly talented that way. So why didn’t we elect his Vice President when he dropped out, again…?
His pointy white hat is shown by his so-called words and his actions.
I’d be shocked if he knows the name of the capital of the United States of America. I’m wondering if he knows the name of the capital of Florida. No doubt he cannot pronounce that state’s capital city’s name.
Hah! I posted alluded to that fumble back on 17 April 2025.
Going by their logic, parts of India are Brazil. You heard it here first, folks! I’m really hoping I see something along that line of nonsense showing up before the next 100 days go by.
Two? Get serious. Transfinite numbers were invented for this very thing!
So given Trump’s support of the Declaration of Independence as a document of “unity and love”, I decided to go back and read it to see how his supporters are planning to spin this ( for example, unity among the colonies).
Here is some of what I found:
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither
"He has made [judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices,
"For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world
"For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of atrial by Jury
“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us,
This is just some of what I found. It almost seems like we need a Declaration of Independence from Trump.
It’s like when Democrats were being blamed for creating hurricanes, and the point was made: If they have god-like powers over even the weather, that’s a pretty good reason to vote for them.
During his first term, NPR read the Declaration on July 4th (as they always do), and got a lot of complaints about how they were criticizing Trump.
RFK Jr. sounds like a dangerous, dangerous person who’ll cause the United States to revert to the way it was during the 1950’s and before, by cutting down on the requirements for vaccines such measles, polio, Covid-19, and other vaccines that have pretty much wiped the above-mentioned illnesses , as well as many others. RFK Jr. is a scary, scary guy!
Don’t you mean the 1850s?
The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. …
- He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. …
- He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
- He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
- He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
- He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. …
- He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
- He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
- For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
- For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
- For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
- For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
- … [E]stablishing… an Arbitrary government…
- He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us…
Trump is literally doing the very things King George III was doing! And a lot of them!
Heh. Another example of Trump’s psychological projection (sorry if this has been posted, I just saw it):
Study shows Trump suffers from Biden Derangement Syndrome
Why won’t President Donald Trump stop talking about his predecessor?
A new analysis from NBC News shows that Trump has spoken about former President Joe Biden, his family or his administration 580 times in public remarks or on social media posts since he took office. NBC noted that the number averages out to about six times for every day of Trump’s presidency.
In comparison, NBC News reported that Biden invoked Trump just 29 times during the first 100 days of his presidency.
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MSNBC political contributor Steve Benen wrote on Monday: “The idea of ‘Biden Derangement Syndrome’ never really caught on as a phenomenon during Biden’s term, but to the extent that the ailment exists, there’s reason to believe his successor has contracted a virulent strain, which has gone completely untreated.”
I’m guessing there won’t be a vaccine for BDS.
I wrote this during Trump 1.0 and COVID, but think it aged quite well:
But, but, but … Benghazi!
But, but, but … The FBI!
But, but, but … The Justice Department!
But, but, but … The General Services Administration!
But, but, but … The Generals!!
But, but, but … Adam Schiff!!
But, but, but … Obama!
But, but, but … Hillary!
But, but, but … Hillary’s E-MAILS!
But, but, but … John Bolton!
But, but, but … Hunter Biden’s Laptop!
But, but, but … Biden!
But, but, but … China!!
But, but, but … Yahoo News!
But, but, but … The International Criminal Court!
But, but, but … The Media!!
But, but, but … Dr. Fauci!
But, but, but … Dr. Birx!
But, but, but … the WHO!
But, but, but … Dr. Redfield (CDC)!!
See a pattern here? I do.
I’d bet it’s a LOT easier to attack everybody and everything else right now than it would be to defend Trump. Believe me: I feel your pain.
In case you weren’t aware, BDS is already a thing.
(And ironically, it might have helped Trump win last year.)
The best comeback I personally heard regarding Democrats controlling the weather was that, if that were true, how come no hurricanes had ever destroyed Mar-A-Lago?
The most disrespectful creature on the planet. I’m sure MAGA will love this but how can his Catholic supporters look at this and think it’s funny?
Chapter 13,268 of “If Obama Did It …”
Obama, or really almost anyone I can think of, would never do this.