Can I call my local synagogue and put in an order for softball-sized hail on D.C. for the parade?
If a stroke of lightning were to hit the birthday boy, I’d start believing in God.
From your lips to God’s ears.
you two
While a young weatherman in Indiana, David Letterman once predicted “hailstones the size of canned hams.”
DWINDLE ?
Can you put in multiple orders? I’m pretty sure that His Royal Orange Lard-Assedness could not fit through the hatch of a tank for safety.
I want lots of ramps and stairs too. Perhaps an umbrella that he can’t figure out how to close.
I picture him looking up at the sky just as a grapefruit-size hailstone arrives to land on his face.
That’s rather like my fantasy eight years ago of him sitting in a jail cell pondering how he could have stayed a relatively small-time grifter forever if only he hadn’t that escalator down.
The reality turns out he’s never made so much money and wishes he’d done it twenty years earlier. I can’t tell you how dismayed at the voting population in this country for making this happen.
Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Challenge Coin — Dissent Pins
dissent pins has a lovely collection of pins, coins, and stickers.
Or, there’s this…
I’ve been thinking of getting one of their “Goyim Squad” pins. I wish they made a matching Goyim Challenge Coin.
Let it be melon-sized, please.
As long as we’re wishing, why not a hailstone the size of a Cybertruck?
Well, we wouldn’t want to overdo it, would we…?
Aw, hell. Never mind. I know the answer.
Exactly that shape, too.
That would be cool.
Maxim 37 - There is no ‘overkill.’ There is only ‘open fire’ and ‘I need to reload.’
If the hail nursery is, say 2500’ above ground level, hail would arrive at close to 90m/s (200mph). A 1kg grapefruit at that speed, arriving at his face (or truly, the top of his head, but face is more satisfying) would accomplish all that is needed. Even a poetically orange-sized 300g hailstone would probably be enough.
Just let it be an actual Cybertruck. Then MAGA and the Musk incels can duke it out in the aftermath.