Nice.
Not according to Trump, who hates seeing his peasant slaves getting a rest day.
I like it; standard English acronyms are always preferred.
The 2025 crowd really do want all the LGBTQ+ people to die, along with all those who foolishly aged past their working years.
I mean, they don’t even pretend otherwise.
Two fucking weeks. He says he’s going to decide whether to attack Iran in two fucking weeks, and the media is treating it like its a serious timeline.
Have these guys not yet realized that two-weeks is Trump speak for “indefinitely to never”. Also hasn’t somebody told Trump that people have caught on and that maybe he should mix it up a little and say “14 days” or something?
As to his madman, unpredictability is a virtue, dipolmatic strategy, where keeping your allies in the dark is seen as a good thing, I can’t help thinking of this scene from Airplane.
Two weeks is like, Ask your mother.
Yep. The only time frame he knows is “two weeks” and the only amount he can speak of is “billions of dollars”. No matter what the situation is.
“When can we expect you to stumble into World War III, Mr. President, and how much will it cost the American taxpayer?”
“Some”?
I hear ya. That’s the condensed version for the blurb. There’s finer detail in the article.
He’s just stuck on “two weeks”.
Hehe, excellent
ICE impersonators on the rise. I’m sure President Fuckface will get right on that.
They’ll either get pardoned or hired.
Come to think of it, probably both.
“Two weeks, and Mexico will pay for it”
They even asked Karoline Leavitt about his history of “two weeks.”
Spoiler alert: she blames Biden, then doesn’t answer the question.
Biden has got a scary amount of control over what Trump does! 
I’m suprised she didn’t say it goes all the way back to the Bible: “On the 7th day God rested. Then, in two weeks time, He decided on His next Great Undertaking…”
Spokespersons for this administration really ought to take up dodgeball. They’d be world-class champs.
After all the cheating and bribing the refs, absolutely.