“If you can dodge a question, you can dodge a ball.”
They’re already world-class chumps.
This is an “of course.”
Turns out that having a felon as President heralds a Golden Age of piracy, kidnapping, robbery, and violence of all kinds. Who’d have thought?
As @bobot posted, there IS a surprising amount of acknowledgement from various news sources that, yes, “two weeks” is worth some comment. The exception seems to be the daytime hosts at both CNN and MSNBC, who are still in lockstep in sanewashing Donald. They treat everything he says and does as having a good-faith basis and absolutely meeting the same standards set by every previous President.
(I suspect those bizarre broadcasts would work MUCH better than the old Asian Water Torture for driving mad anyone you might want driven mad.)
This is so petty:
Construction has commenced on projects at the White House ordered by President Donald Trump, with the Rose Garden having been bulldozed as work begins to pave it over.
Since his return to the White House, Trump has transformed the Oval Office, making some of the most significant changes to the room’s appearance in modern presidential history. There have been gold medallions, gold vermeil figurines, gold eagles and gilded Rococo mirrors added.
It has also been reported that Trump wishes to build a ballroom in the White House, similar to the one he has at his Florida estate, Mar-a-Lago.
Complete with boxes of classified documents?
From the linked article:
Trump previously said he would pave over the Rose Garden because the grass is always wet, and it’s an inconvenience for women in high heels.
He’s always putting the convenience of others ahead of his own. /s
Hmm. I haven’t heard that any more toilets are being installed.
Besides insane, it’s aged poorly.
I swear, this pisses me off as much as anything else. I’d love to see a law that makes it mandatory that any changes to White House infrastructure be approved by a board of historians and curators. The White House belongs to the people of the USA, not the asshole currently in residence.
So much winning!
A federal judge has extended the injunction on Trump’s attempted ban on foreign students at Harvard.
Lol, in an about face, Trump now says Harvard has complied with his terms and he will agree to permit foreign enrollment, but with Increased scrutiny.
File this under: how to lose and not admit it.
He can’t admit he lost. He has to create a new reality where he WON.
Is this post really him? It’s just too neat in punctuation.
And where are the ALL CAPS? 
It now occurs to me what the deal is with “…in two weeks …” to wit
The TACO Felon has installed nearly 100-foot flagpoles in the North and South lawns of the White House, and we compared their height to the heights of other Washington, D.C., landmarks.
“nearly 100-foot” – by how much less?
The two 88-foot poles are set to rival the heights of monuments and memorials in the area.
Well. Points for subtlety there. As in, how many days is “two weeks”?
The flagpoles are reputed to be 14 degrees off center. He knows what he’s doing.
Simpleton Trump, Ultimate Complete Knownothing.
Turns out the felon can’t even count the number of days in a fortnight.
Explain?
And let’s not forget what “88” means to those bigots either.
Is he going to put those obnoxious HUGE flags on those poles so that Elmo can sell cars? And hey, Donnie can sell the White House furniture!