Hey…I live close to Cincinnati. Don’t put that evil anywhere near me, please.
Don’t be tonsure about that.
This. I’m guessing that the routine required to create his ‘pouf’ of hair—it’s long on one side and is sort of wound around, then hair-sprayed heavily—may be accelerating the thinning.
So he said ‘screw it, I’m Emperor, I can wear a cap all the time indoors, and no one will dare to criticize me.’
By the way, we’ve been getting his name wrong all this time, apparently:
Donakd, Dear Leader, we salute thee!
When I read the first name my reflex was to go hunting for the brain bleach.
“Do Naked J Trump” sounds like an avant-garde burlesque show that I want no part of.
(Subtitle: The Orange Peels)
I haven’t laughed this hard in days!
It suddenly all makes sense.
Oh dear heavens! That can not be real!
Orange Chicken Taco, tonight only (we wish)
He released a music video “Bomb Iran” done to the tune of The Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann”
I remember John McCain singing that in 2007 or so.
Yeah, but he wasn’t supposedly brokering a cease-fire at the time.
McCain also was a Navy aviator who dropped bombs on North Vietnam. I don’t think he would be so cavalier about bombing a country. Trump at the time was supposedly combating bone spurs.
I remember hearing it on jukeboxes in 1980.
Me too, and the warmongers who delighted in it. Sad how little we’ve come.
I turned on NPR at 7:00 as always and was surprise to hear Trump speaking. Ok fine…but here it is 10 minutes later and he’s still droning on and on. I think he’s still on the same sentence. No idea if this was in response to a question. Usually the media would cut off and go to some actual news once its clear that he’s not really saying anything.
The Stray Cats, if memory serves…
Mercifully, NPR cut away from Trump’s press conference. Just before the end, though, he told a rambling (and undoubtedly fictional) about how all the leaders he met with in the Middle East praised his leadership and showered him with trillions of dollars in investment because “Sir, you’ve made the United States the hottest country in the world.”
A bad day to describe the US as “hot” which I’m sure will not go unnoticed by the late night hosts.
I came here just to post about how awful he is. He insults the people who ask questions, he lies constantly, he rambles and brags about things he didn’t do, on and on. He. Never. Shuts. Up.
Oh, and he always blames Biden for something what an insufferable windbag. 
If they weren’t on their knees with tears in their eyes, then it doesn’t count.