That is inspiring. It makes me want to drop to my knees while my eyes fill with tears. 
Full disclosure: I’ve never bowled in my life. No particular reason–just never got around to it. But a setup.like this would surely motivate me.
You should circulate this picture on your other social media.
I bowled before I injured my knees in high school. Boy, let me tell you that I really felt included when our department director ‘treated’ us to a bowling lunch. 
OK, I did.
I would be awesome if someone manufactured these - in America!- and bowling alleys had special times dedicated to using them. They could call it whatever the polite phrase for ‘Fuck the GOP’ is.
The most likely possibility is that someone will code up a bowling game for your computer. With amusing sound effects
(aarrrgh! they’re eating the dogs! they’re eating the cats! they’re eating the doge! they’re eating the cash!).
I would definitely buy that, and I don’t really even know how to play anything.
It would come with a demo mode that would allow you to just watch him get knocked over again and again.
I’ll take two.
And for extra authenticity, Trump really is a pinhead.
Get 3 strikes in a row? No longer a 'Turkey ', it’s now a ‘TACO’.
You can already buy a Trump caganer figure
That is not very realistic. A Felon-ONE caganer would just be standing there with a massive spreading brown stain on his trousers, with some of it leaking onto his shoe. I mean, for accuracy
Over 75% of immigrant survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault now report greater hesitation to call the police.
We weren’t doing great in this department to begin with.
The fun things you find in your work email.
I suppose deporting Chihuahua’s and Irish Setters is next. I mean, they’re not American.
Not to mention labradors, Afghan hounds, Pomeranians, Dalmatians, German shepherds…
What about the Newfie? The Newfoundland dog.
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I would think German shepherds would be OK.
I knew a guy who was so mean…
He used to catch German shepherds just to have them neutered. Not dogs. German shepherds!
“Jawohl!”
Smell Like Trump!
Okay, they’re not actually using “Smell Like Trump!” as a pitch line (I’m using a variation of the “Smell like George Washington” pitch like that Caswell and Massey used several years ago, pitching a line of cologne that was actually purchased by Washington). I don’t even know if Trump even uses the stuff himself. But you can see the connection.
And the grift. It’s yet another case of Trump shilling for his own product, using the presidency as a platform.
Winning a second term just means those efforts can be more profitable, MSNBC.
Being POTUS is nothing more than a vanity project, a marketing scheme, and a way to stay out of prison.