Planned Parenthood has to go somewhere. Back alleys are just too obvious.
And what’s up with Chelalia Corporation pushing their line of handbags on the WH website? Isn’t there a law against that? Those young women are nothing but feckless clumps.
Clinton45 is okay, but I have misgivings about her mandatory school lunch program. A lot of those people aren’t even students.
Yeah, those round ups of the hungry at gun point seem excessive, but it is the the “eat your vegetables” incentivesli program that Michelle is running that concerns me.[/li]
Well, that, and our friendly mercenary troops that Blackwater was good enough to contract out to FEMA has changed their battle cry to “Peace and Harmony.”
And what about Michelle She’s-Really-A-Man Obama butting into parents’ lives and trying to make school cafeteria food healthier?? Hey if I want my kids to grow up with diabetes and heart disease, that’s MY business.
And don’t force me to buy health insurance for them either. I won’t be tricked like that! We’ll just wait til everyone is real sick and then go to the ER–that’s the American way. We’re not a bunch of Communists, for Pete’s sake. Yet.
I guess the truth will finally come out if Scarlett Johansson tries to play Michelle in the movie.
Partially ninja’d by k9befriender.
I was shocked by the news that Obama ditched Michelle and is now engaged to Hillary. He seems to be truly in love, though, and described her as being “remarkably similar to a large bowl of cottage cheese.”
co-presidency? Fake news. Everyone knows Barack Obama is the chancellor and Hillary Clinton is the president.
Fake News. Michelle ditched Barack once she learned about his affair with that porn star, Blowme Candles.
Doris Jones, Blowme’s real name, never had an affair with Barry, but was paid by his lawyer to say that she did, to cover for his impotent and tiny… hands.
It’s going to be battle of the two Michaels: Barry’s guy, Michael Conehead, and Doris’ guy, Michael Avenuebugatti.
(I will say, this thread went in a completely different direction than what I intended, but that’s more than OK, it’s pretty awesome.)
Scaramouche.
Nothing. I just wanted to type that name once in my life.
At least you’d have Canadians apologizing afterwards for all the rapes/murders/job thefts.
I’m on vacation for the next two weeks, and apparently, so is my brain. That should explain why I’m still trying to figure out what ANY of y’all are doing.
Trying to predict or control where a thread will go usually turns out like this.
Ask me how I know. :rolleyes:
This thread has turned out to be fun and stress-relieving. 
She wouldn’t ditch him, she’d fucking kill him.
You won’t have to go far viewing conspiracy threads to know that someone will come in and give kindest regards to you for bringing light into their starving, ardently-hopeful existence. Unfortunately, the urban districts won over the reds by a neck and so Hillary is actually President.
Debunking this should be a slam dunk: there should be more aces in this place than at Wimbledon, but sometimes the fight against ignorance just has to continue on.
Obaminton have announced that a really big, huge wall will be built on the Mexican border and that Canada will pay for it. Mexico has announced that they will pay for a moat around Canada. This is all Deep State stuff, of course.
Personally I thought the Obaminton’s executive order to use a wax effigy of the Speaker to fill SCOTUS vacancies was an effective way to take the politics out of the process.
I think they were correct to not interfere in the NFL owners decision to allow players to drink during the national anthem, but they should have objected to Bud Lite.
They should have demanded beer.