But Hillary and Bill struck a beautiful deal! The best deal in the history of history! Rocketman got everything he wanted - a voice on the “'world stage”, recognition, an end to joint military exercises, a non-agreement to (not) stop building nukes (with nothing in writing), and the US and (former) allies got jack shit. Winning!
Speaking for the male side, REAL men don’t bother with medical care and shit. REAL men just deal with it in silence and then die. Like real men. That way they won’t be sucking up any benefits, doctor care, or retirements - the money is better spent on billionaires anyway.
I like the cut of your jib.
I tried to tell people that Barack Obama was a Kenyan-born, Islamofascist, commnunist, socialist dictator who would control our lives right down to the times of day that we take a dump and urinate, but nobody - I mean nobody - would listen to me. They said “Asahi! Shut the fuck up with your chicken little shit.”
I tried to warn people about President Hillary, too. I mean Christ, she murdered Vince Foster and dumped him in the Potomac - with her bare hands. And that was just as First Lady! As secretary of state, she basically took operational control of ISIS in Libya and murdered Americans there, and then came back and murdered Seth Rich for shits and giggles.
It’s really hot and humid in Brooklyn right now…just the way those schvoogies and Mooslims like it.
If Mitch McConnell was in charge it would be 72, dry, and breezy, just the way we REAL (Irish/German/Czech) Americans like it.
And then calmly went back to the pizza shop and spent the afternoon hand-throwing pizzas with those same murdering hands!
Will you do the fandango?
Me, I’m outraged that Presidents Clobama apparently have ordered a number of former Wal-Marts, that were made into detention camps for illegal immigrants, closed and turned back into Wal-Marts again. Big protest next Saturday at noon, in front of City Hall. I’d like to make it, but I’ve got some shopping on the docket.
Wait… are you talking about their Kidz 'N Cages initiative? It might seem cruel but do you want those kids to actually be with their parents? Feh. They can get together again once they’re back in Cozumel where they belong.
Just because his jib has been cut doesn’t necessarily mean he’s Jewish.
I saw Monica Lewinsky milling around near the Lincoln Memorial. Bill was seen jogging ( if you count the first man’s hoveround). Michelle is out the garden with kids and has a eye on him.
(Keep it in your pants, Bill)
“You get to keep your insurance policy.” LIE!!!
Actually, I did, but still LIE!!!
Scaramooch Scaramooch can you do the fandango
He once said there were 57 states! And then he went and made 7 new states!
People are saying that Mexico is going to pay for a moat around the entire North American continent!
Wow, that’s racist. :mad:
“When Obama stated that he would be susceptible to meeting ‘not just with our friends but our enemies,’ Fox News correspondents were seriously suspicious, and hyper critical, saying they ‘think that’s a mistake,’ that he’s ‘bowing and scraping before dictators’ and that they’re “not sure there’s any real discussing issues with Kim Jong-un.”
That’s nothing compared to what this new hybrid monster Hillobamary did yesterday. He bowed so far down for Vladimir Putin after Putin kept him waiting for an hour that he was able to stick his nose right in Putin’s ass, and so far in his ass that it was less like conventional brown-nosing and more like a full-fledged prostate exam performed entirely with his face. Then Hillobamary proceeded to demean and blame his own country for bad relations with Russia and, shit still dripping from his nose, promised to do better while Putin smirked in approval.
This took things to the point that senior Congressional Republicans are in revolt, and former CIA Director John Brennan stated:
*‘Donald Trump’s [obviously he meant Hillobamary] press conference performance in Helsinki rises to & exceeds the threshold of “high crimes & misdemeanors.” It was nothing short of treasonous. Not only were Trump’s comments imbecilic, he is wholly in the pocket of Putin. Republican Patriots: Where are you???’ *
In a better world, I would just be making this up. But I’m not.
QFT. 
P.S. Your post had me laughing so hard, my dog (who woke me up at 5 AM :mad: ) came over to see what was wrong with me. I like starting the day with hysterical laughter. Thanks. 
Obama wore that tan suit in public again! Has he *no *sense of shame?
Fake news. It’s the Democrats who should be ashamed of this second Apology Tour.