It is so hot that my dog was chasing a squirrel, and they both had their eyes closed.
I just saw two trees fighting over a dog.
I poured boiling water on myself just to cool off.
I opened the door to take the dogs out and singed my eyebrows.
It’s so hot… the priests are defrocking themselves!
…I broke out my ice cube boxers.
It’s so hot the camels are going back to the Sahara.
It’s so hot that when I started telling a “Yo mama’s so fat joke,” by the punchline she was down to a size 2.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel pick up his nuts with a potholder.
Someone needs to make tiny jockstraps.
It’s hotter `an 6 cowboys ropin’ calves!
…I saw a cow lying on its back, giving itself a shower
I this this woman has the definitive answer.
It’s so hot that my heart melted.
It was so hot, I saw a raccoon boiling a robin in a birdbath.
It was so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat… and they were both on fire.
There’s this crunchy hippy organic farmer plowing his field with a plow pulled by a donkey. Next to his field is a field of corn. It was so hot, the corn started popping. As it popped, it flew into the air and fell down onto the donkey. The donkey thought it was snowing, and laid down and froze to death!
Now that’s hot!