And I thought it was the money. Lots of money for working only 16 +/- hours a year.
Please explain for the assembled multitude, and especially for the OP, who may not know of you, two or three of the ways Obama personally ruined your life. I’m sure much sympathy will be forthcoming. Personally, I can only hope that a few more years of the Trump kleptocracy will ease your evident pain.
Same. America is too dysfunctional to live up to its ideals. The world needs to move on without us, and China and Europe needs to take a stronger position in world leadership on fixing issues like climate change, global poverty, income inequality, etc. The US is too deranged to fix these issues.
Resentful white nationalism has driven people insane here. We are too dumb and dysfunctional as a collective to act intelligently anymore.
You mean revueltos?. Isn’t that just scrambled eggs?
Now I’m all hungry for bean-and-scrambled egg tacos. Who’s got a recipe for me?
Use baked beans. Way better than spicy pinto (revoltos, as in stomach revolution) beans for this. Tortilla or a piece of toast. Scramble one egg. 1/4 cup baked beans, warmed. Layer the beans over the egg, add salsa. Quick and easy.
The writers have said that Trump was the model for Biff…
That’s like 18 feet of dick!
As for the seal clubbing/homeless question, I’ve tried both, and they both work, but the use of the homeless as clubs exposes you to a lot of complaining, it’s easier just to get them their own stick.
Ok what is this really about, did the OP have to wash all the jockstraps on that fateful day?
My impression is fear of muslim immigration is behind the rise of right wing populism in Europe.
Well, now I’ll never look at you the same way. Baked beans my ass.
Borracho Beans
soak or do not soak 1lb of dried pinto beans overnight*
Saute an chopped onion and six slices of chopped bacon in a dutch oven along with your level of garlic and jalapeno. Add 32oz chicken stock, oregano, cumin, and 1 can of fire roasted chopped tomatoes to the pot and cook as usual: 8 hours in the crock pot, 5-6 on the stove (<—suckers!), or 20 minutes in the instant pot.
*the cool kids don’t soak beans anymore
What I got from the OP was that he peeks into the windows of the girl next door, who never noticed him and never will. So now he’s mad because she sucks off everybody but him.
Women have standards. Who knew?
Regards,
Shodan
I look at most Trump voters I know with sorrowful resignation. Because Trump is a con man. And people are slow to admit that they’ve been conned, especially when everyone is watching. Plus a vital part of the long con is letting the mark win at first. The con man often uses borrowed money for this part, just like when Trump and the Pubbies agreed to borrow 1.5 trillion to hand out tax cuts.
And his marks are still unsuspecting and still all in. I’m especially saddened about Trumpers who, when you mention Trump University, say something about “how if anyone was dumb enough to fall for that they deserve what they got”.
Then I ask them who they think Trump’s mark is this time. Then I remind them that if you are dealing with a con artist and you don’t know who the mark is, it’s probably you.
But I’ve kind of given up hope that the reckoning will come before everyone realizes they’ve been Madoffed. I’m just resigned and sad.
Iceland reminds me of a fat one-eyed Mexican exotic dancer.
The barker out front promised the hottest women, and the coolest drinks. What I got inside was an eyeful of saggy cellulite and some warm pisswater that gave me the runs.
I don’t know how I’ll ever be be able to look at Iceland the same.
Imagine a pleasant looking lady bartender. When you order a drink she replies with the most annoying Jersey accident you ever heard, and complains constantly about her boss. Than when she places your change on the bar and you don’t immediately seize it, she pockets it as a tip.
Goddamm Canada.
Picture a Famous young pop singer, you go to her shows, buy her albums write her letters about how she sings specially for you and how you are destined to be together. She never writes back, so you break into her apartment to steal some of her panties, but you get caught and put on a psych hold and they get a restraining order, and now she looks at you with fear when she sees you hiding in her bushes with a Machete. What’s up with that?
::sniff::
I miss France.
The OP is definitely on to something.
I wrote this the night of the election when things were clearly going sideways.
I still consider the U.S. a friend, but I’m more keenly aware that some of my friend’s shortcomings are not mere quirks, but major personality flaws.
Yeah, you think that’s bad. Try milking a wild moose.
What about Mexico? Would you want to make Chihuahua cheese?
All this and no one has said anything about other shithole nations?