You mean something coherent?
If I were a) watching and b) a drinking sort, I’d take a shot every time he makes that asinine hand gesture — the forefinger-to-thumb “ok” sign followed by a pointing index finger — that seems to be semi-compulsive to him when he’s trying to make a point. And funeral services would be held within the next few days.
“Mother of Mercy, is this the end? RICO?”
I’ve been consolidating and consuming and I’m now in a proper Hunter S. Thompson frame of mind for this. I’ve got my 2019 SOTU Bingo card, a fresh soda and a bowl of popcorn.
I’m ready; let’s do this.
The Congressional women, presumably just Dems, are all wearing white. They look striking.
He’ll get confused and think he’s at one of his Klan meetings, y/y?
My hat is off to those Dopers who are strong enough and/or (soon will be) drunk enough to watch it for the rest of us. If you need to be rescued, the safe word is “NO-WALL!” Post that or scream it at the top of your lungs and one of us will be over to throw a brick through your TV screen.
“Wait. Bunch of women getting married?”
Swear to God, I will DIE if he goes through this whole thing with his tie fucked up like that!
I gotta give it up for Buzz; he totally fucking rocks!
jfc people SIT DOWN. Don’t encourage him. IT’S A TRAP.
In-duh-vidual 1 is starting off sounding fairly bipartisan talking about “compromise and the common good.”
OK, I tuned in on the PBS stream to see all the ladies in white. Striking. So what was Pelosi holding (and smiling at), giant bingo cards? 
Pence beams worshipfully at In-duh-vidual 1. Pelosi is not impressed.
Surprise. He sounds stupid as usual.
WTH is wrong with Pence? Is that him or a lifesize cutout of him?
Wow. :eek:
…and now he just called out not having timely hearings on judicial nominees.
Fuck this guy.
In-duh-vidual 1 warns of the dangers of “ridiculous partisan investigations.”
OK, Trump overload has set in. Off with the live stream, sorry PBS.
Trump recognizes and pretends to care about one of those brown people.
I’ve made it this far, but given some of what he’s saying, it’s time for a drink.
I will say that it was pretty cool to have Buzz Aldrin and the WWII veterans there, though.