No, I really want to know, how lame do you have to prove yourself to be? Cos I can do that. You wanna know what I did this weekend? I stayed home, watched TV, drank wine from a box, and read message boards. Yeah, well, I’m in a bit of a financial jam and the wife wasn’t around to light a fire under my ass so I didn’t have to go to see some shit movie or anything.
Yet never did it cross my mind to start a thread called “What’s the best (and cheapest) way to send chocolate to the desert?”
Here’s an idea: pack your ass with ice, stick a Mars bar up there, and walk.
“Do foreign languages sound louder?”
Gee, no. Next stupid fucking question.
“My cat’s back!”
OH MY FUCKING GOD! PRAISE THE LORD, I WAS HOPING YOU’D SAY THAT, IT WAS MY FAVORITE PIECE OF ASS!!!
Fuck, get real, people. Nobody needs to hear your every thought and most of your bullshit questions can be answered with a simple web search. I don’t aim to single out the hapless fucks who started these threads, they’re just who my eye fell upon.
Not that I’ll be surprised if the people I picked out hold it against me forever. Hey, if you do, I got my own agenda. Beats yours, so far as I can tell.