Flame myself

The BBQ Pit
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I posted some opinionated, possibly inflammatory things on the mb earlier and I’m feeling guilty already. So I’m flaming myself.

What the hell is the matter with you?? Do you even have a brain in that head or is it just stuffing to keep your skull from caving in?? How dare you insult longtime users of this board, as though your thoughts are more important than theirs! Cretin. Ignoramous. Miscreant. Buffoon. Lout.

Strange, I don’t feel any better. Feel free to join in, maybe that will help.

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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Where was this???

Oh, and since you wanted flames…

You eeeeeeeeediiiiot!

Feel any better, dear?

Melis-- don’t think I’m doing this right…

Wench #407, IWG
Wenchmommy extraordinaire
Goddess of Typos, Dark Chocolate and Fyne Ale
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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You have the brains of a blando.

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
Hunter Thompson

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Ouch! That was low.

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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Let me try:
Gr8Kat, you ignorant slut!
How was that? Any good? Did it help?

“The truth is out there - and it’s got bloody great teeth!”
-Pete Wisdom

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oh, you say that as if it’s a bad thing :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Gr8Kat-- :::clearing throat:::

You are a meanie. A meanie tease.

How’s that? Better?

Melis

Wench #407, IWG
Wenchmommy extraordinaire
Goddess of Typos, Dark Chocolate and Fyne Ale
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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Lol :slight_smile:

Believe it or not, I feel better :slight_smile:

(In case it’s not clear, I chose “Gr8Kat” as my moniker in a failed attempt to boost my self-esteem… I’m thinking of changing it to “Mediocre at Best Kat”–any other suggestions are welcomed :slight_smile: )

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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::think, think, think::

MereKat?
PoleKat?
Katatonic?
MenH8Kat?

Hey, Kat, you know we’re here to help! :wink:

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once and you will suck forever.

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Dead cat?
Catatonic?
Catastrophe?
Catamoron?

Gee, helping people is such fun!

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
Hunter Thompson

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I don’t recall what you said, Gr8tCat, but I’ve never flamed anyone before so…

You complete moron!! How could you be so toatally thick and clueless?!?! Don’t you what happens when you do that? I can’t belive Neanderthals still walk among us!!!

Hey, that felt good.

“On the edge of sleep, I awoke to a sun so bright…”

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Everything I say is crap, I don’t deserve to be a “reg,” I suck.

Flaming is fun! Everyone join in!

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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Well, this is refreshing. I may be out of my mind, but you can leave a message.

We’ll burn those bridges when we get there.

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You are such a ditch pig!!!

Hmmm Thanks for the opportunity to be politicly incorrect

Cogito Ergo Vroom
I think therefore I ride fast…

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(In case it’s not clear, I chose “Gr8Kat” as my moniker in a failed attempt to boost my self-esteem… I’m thinking of changing it to “Mediocre at Best Kat”–any other suggestions are welcomed )

Don’t change–the name works both ways. On good days you’re great on our nerves, on bad days you grate on our nerves…

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If you really want to flame yourself, use the Flame Generator located at:

http://www.fathom.org/teemingmillions/falamegenerator.html

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Oops! You’d better try this link instead:

http://www.fathom.org/teemingmillions/flamegenerator.html

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Edward, I followed that damn link and now I have falame all over my monitor. What are you going to do about this situation?

Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan
Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University
“You cannot reason a man out of a position that he did not use reason to reach.”

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Hey Gr8Kat,

No need to flame yourself unless you enjoy it. I think one function of these boards is to allow you to try out half-assed ideas or to take some position that you don’t really believe just to get people thinking and talking. Others may flame you, but since nobody knows who you really are, what does it matter? (You’d be surprised if you knew that I am really Alan Greenspan.)

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I know, I’m just stupid and take it personally when people disagree with me. I’d be lousy on a debate team because I’d cry after every rebuttal.

Actually, I was hoping you were John Bloom, especially after seeing your posts on “Movies only a moron would want to see” :slight_smile:

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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If brains was lard, you couldn’t grease a pan.

(Always wanted to use that southernism, thanks for the opportunity!)