I’ve been posting here on a more-or less regular basis since January, and it occured to me that I’ve never been flamed. Argued with, disagreed with, yes. But always in a relatively thoughtful and intelligent manner (with the possible exception of AvenueBDude, but, he doesn’t seem terribly thoughtful about anything.)
But never flamed.
I’m starting to feel unloved.
Please, please, somebody flame me so I can feel like part of the family.
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo
agisofia, you are cordially invited to blow me while I take a big fat smelly shit, you syphlis infected pus-bubble on a dead crack-whore’s rotting labia.
Please assume my sig line is a direct statement to you.
Feel better?
JMCJ
“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame
Agisofia has sure been reminding me of Phaedrus recently.
Coming soon to a sig line near you!
Relive the mundane highs, the flaming lows, and the pointless posts in between. Announcing the debut of the best of Mullinator.
You scum-sucking trash, you inflamed pox on the scrotal sac of humanity, you urine-soaked skank, you poster child for retroactive abortion, I’d say you should be dragged through the streets tied to the back of my car but you’re not worth the gas.
I get flamed all the time, but the flames are never very creative, and they usually come in the place of an expectedly witty riposte relevant to my comments.
Bjorn makes more sense than you, CalifBoomer is less likely to insult people, you make John John look like the 3 Billy Goats Gruff in non-trollness, and your user name is poopy.
agisofia, you are an incontinant hyena that feeds on the AIDS-infected semen-marbled bowel movements rescued from the septic tank of a bathhouse that specializes in leprous clientel.
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Five days, 18 hours, 45 minutes and 54 seconds.
231 cigarettes not smoked, saving $28.91.
Life saved: 19 hours, 15 minutes.
The only reason you haven’t been flamed is that your arguments have been seen for what they are, largely irrelevant.
Why do you think the moderators have let you be, because your content has not had any bite to it.
If you cannot offend the igniront it’s obvious that you don’t have the ability to communicate at all levels.
Oh! you sit there in your ivory tower of reason and logic despatching all us country boys and we don’t even know yoo are insluting us.Ha! a misunderstood insult is noe at all.
Get down from yore perch at get covered in shit like the rest of us.
I would flame you but I don’t like tu upset incompetant, maloderous, perverts such as you.
Of all the pathetic, bullshit reasons to whine, you’re gonna bitch because you haven’t been flamed? What kind of masocistic freak are you, anyway? Why don’t you have yourself a nice, steamy shitburger, and an ice cold glass of shut tha fuck up?
Tongue my scrote and gobble my crank, you salad tossing goat knocker! You probably get off to having eighty year old prostitutes piss on you too, huh?
I’d rather read The Earth Is Flat thread, while listening to a Spice Girls/Hanson medly on an endless loop, while having an unwashed emu sit on my face than listen to your bitching.
you make want to take a red hot poker and stick it up your ass, like a rotissery(sp) chicken at KFC!
And what is up with that name, anyway? What does it mean?
Nevermind. You’d probably cry like a little girl while you explained it to me.
It’s just that I can’t tolerate a shitass.