Holy shit sealemon…you are SSSSSHHmmmookin!
Remind me never to piss you off.
One of the few to be personally welcomed to the board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
Thanks, gang. Being compared to Phaedrus smarted a bit, but I feel much better now.
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo
flame on!
Damnit, Michael Masterson. How many times do we have to boot your stupid ass before you realize that we don’t want you here?
Remember this:
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
The next time your dad lets you take your head out of his lap ask him to explain it to you; he should know exactly what it means…
bitch.
Well, since Anti Pro said it was terrible that I called Notthemama a wuss, it must be bad.
So, you’re a wuss to. Glad to be of service 
Soccer Mom, Pizza, Bridge, and not in that order
Well, I’m not much good at flaming. But I have been flamed. And since these folks are long time posters here, their flames must be really intelligent, sarcastic masterpieces.
So: “fucking twit”! and “retard”!
Consider yourself flamed by 2 of our most experienced.
Want the easiest way to flame someone?
Hurt them…
Take what they hold dear and ruin it for them.
Make them feel ashamed
Make them feel guilty
Use their own actions against them
Make them hurt someone they love
Manipulate them.
Use them.
Make them look deep inside
Make them feel ashamed.
Take their dreams.
Take something they would cherish, and defile it.
Thats hurt. If you want to hurt someone. That is what you should do. Find the strings that connect their heart to their brain. Cut them. Take the thing that make them proud, and show them its sickening.
Make them feel dirty.
Make them want to kill themselves.
The only thing that can hurt you for real. Is the affect that it has inside. If you can make someones emotions react. You have them. If you make them cry. If you make them second guess themselves. That is a flame.
IF you HATE someone. That is how you hurt them.
Telling them they are a scum sucking bottom feeder that was shit on by a pack of wild dogs. That doesn’t have the same effect as.
I saw your mom die. She was being raped. It was all your fault because you were out having fun with your friends instead of doing what she asked you. If you were there, you could have stopped them. You are a coward.
That isn’t a very good example Do you see me point?
The Urge
Just wanna be myself…
Urge: No. Those are not flames.
What you are calling flames are dangerous personal attacks. Doing something like what you propose is quite likely to result in a banning, and quite possibly an arrest.
While many flames are the result of extreme anger, a well-crafted one will release the steam necessary to clear one’s head. And if it’s really good, the posters engaged in the flame war may actually earn each other’s respect.
Sorry about the hijack, agisofia. BTW, you still suck. 
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
I suppose so.
Ok, Urge, I’m going to give you one more chance. Now, fire away.
Now in my second month of exile in the 21 pit