It is impertinent for you to ask. It is stupid of me to answer.
Longer than most of you who have answered so far.
Is it becoming obvious that a fair number of our members ain’t getting any?
Maybe three months. Should I feel ashamed that that’s the longest I can wait?
Unfortunately, it looks like I could be on the verge of a very long wait.
Why do you think they’re here?
[sub]d & r[/sub]
Two Army vets, Bill and Dave, are sitting around one night.
Bill says, ‘Dave, how long’s it been since you had sex.?’
Dave thinks for a minute and says ‘1945.’
Bill says, ‘Wow. That’s an awfully long time.’
Dave looks at his watch and says, ‘Not really, it’s only 2120 now.’
It’s so sporadic…who can remember…the last time for me was about 10 months ago…but I’m sure I have gone for longer. Much to my dismay.
Uh…do you mean solo or with a real person of the opposite/same sex?
Uh, my longest dry spell was five years. On the night in which it was broken the gal and I were totally naked and I was just about to go for the glory when she started having second thoughts :eek:! Fortunately, she came to her senses in time! 
My current one’s lasted slightly over a year. 
I’ve never really kept track but I imagine the longest has been 3 or 4 months.
Two years and several months in my mid twenties.
I had a pretty good track record up to that point, so it really scared the hell out of me. To my meager credit, I missed the companionship almost as much as the sex.
Fortunately, one of my lady friends felt sorry for me, and I learned that I have no qualms about receiving “pity sex”. 
Northern piper: Funny!
Reminds m eof Jay Leno’s joke last October that he had sex that lasted 1 hour and 15 minutes.
Of course, that was the day they turned the clocks back…
Okay.
My mistake.
That would obviously be April, when they turn the clocks forward…
Do you guys have three heads, crippling lack of confidence, or what? Sex is ridiculously easy to get. All you need to do is meet somebody cute and friendly, grab some rubbers and lube, find a convenient space, and get horizontal or vertical, or in some special cases, diagonal, and start aardvarkin’.
It’s been 7 hours since the last time I had sex with my boyfriend.
Why, no. Rather, my ex-boyfriend should be ashamed he could wait longer than that. Yes, actually, my longest dry spell coinsides with a time when I supposedly had a boyfriend. About a year and it would have been longer had I left it up to him.
But that’s over and there’s this guy and I hope everyone will wish me luck this week.
And I wish you better luck, Cripsy.
You’re right, sex is easy to get. But just maybe people are after more than just sex. After all, I can get the same thing from my hand or my vibrator that I get from of a one night stand, without the pregnancy risk.
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*Originally posted by Lsura *
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Really!? You’re obviously much better at masturbating or have had much worse luck with cheap sex than I’ve had. I’d say there’s no comparsion.
Next month will be three years. As far as I’m concerned, my virginity will have grown back at that point…and then it will be permanent. (There’s no way in hell I’m gonna explain to some woman that I’m a 37-year-old virgin.)
I went 114 days once, when I was still in submarines. Had a quickie in the parking lot just before setting the manuevering watch on the way out, another just after liberty call on the way back. Longest submerged trip I ever took, and my longest ‘drought’ ever. My girlfriend at the time actually liked “boat smell”, if you can believe that. She said that smell meant that I was home, and I always came off a run rarin’ to go, with far more hormones than sense. We sometimes spent three days in bed after a particularly long run.
I’m impressed.