Well 17 is a prime number of boobs to see 
:ducks and runs:
What a good post to get 500 on
A pun shall lead them…
Now I’m at 501… where are those “Elvis Lives” Levis?
5 pairs. 4 on TV and 1 in the flesh.
A very pleasant evening was had by all.
Let’s see…1, 2, carry the…That’d be two. Definitely two.
Happy
I’m a theatre person. I snap my fingers and I’m surrounded by boobs. And breasts, too.
looks down shirt
I can see two right now!
Yeah, but were they there last night? 
[Homer]
Fifteen!
[/Homer]
awww shit I missed Mardi Gras didn’t I?
Damn! And they have a little celebration here in Downtown San Jose. I went last year, and it consisted of drunken topless girls wandering around. Oh yeah, and getting herded away by police.
“Hey lets see if there’s any flashers over here!”
See street is blocked by a wall of police in a phalanx formation, banging their sticks against their shields as they advance slowly towrads me
:eek: “Run awayyyyyy!”
Fear not, Incubus, Mardi Gras is tomorrow.
One… two… five.
Three sir!
Three.
two last night. But the question is not how many did I see, for I own them. It is how many did Brian see. That would be two. My two. Yup, he got his promised flashing, even though Mardi is tomorrow. Does that count? shrug
Two. Same two I’ve been looking at for years now. And you know what the best part is???.. Still love 'em.
Incubus, might be screwed, Casey. I think most locales outside of Nawlins and LA (that’d be Louisiana, folks) don’t tend to have much of a Fat Tuesday celebration. Police can sort of kill the mood, and there were plenty down on Sixth St in Austin, but a heavy police presence when tens of thousands of drunks are wandring around probably isn’t a bad idea. Well, Incubus, if ya can’t get plastered on Tuesday, at least St. Paddy’s day is coming up soon…
And Canuck, they were indeed prime.