The OP missed one big one - the guy was named Francois. I think we all know what that means. The French are now coming over to America to attack our meter-maids.
Over my dead body! ::grabs shut gun::
::puts shot gun away:: Nah, the maids can handle the French.
:: Sigh ::
There’s a French maid joke in here somewhere, but damned if I can come up with it.
Those llamas are imported all the way from Arqabia.
Prqeview is yourq frqiend.
Smqartqass.
Is that Eaqstern Arqabia or Weqstern? I hear there’s a big difference in the amount of foqam.
It’s Sqaudiq Arqabia, aqtually. I understqand the bqin Lqaden fqamily hqolds the Stqarbucks cqontract.
I knew it! Starbuck’s coffee is the Weapon of Mass Destruction!
(At least it is for me. Stupid acid reflux.)
I counted 13,383,816 hot buttons.
All those who were not uite uick enough to get in their uip about a uaint typo, please ueue uickly and uietly on the left.
whaqt?