How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop if you have severe cotton mouth???:smack:
Reported.
Report it if you must but I know the answer.
Silly rabbit, you can’t even get one lick in when you have severe cotton mouth.
The answer is “trick question”. 
Why the report? Because of the cotton mouth? Ok… ok so How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop if you havent had any thing to drink in 6 days?
For a forum move, since there isn’t a simple factual question here. Moving to IMHO from GQ.
Colibri
General Questions Moderator
ty sorry new here
I must say, I am getting good at spotting first-time posters just by the content of the post.
Damn good.
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And that distinctive screen name! Looks just like a Regular Expression, or a TECO macro.
It’s “mad scientist” in leetspeak.
As for postcards (and others who flit in to say reported without any explanation whatsoever), what is wrong with you?
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Nothing’s ‘wrong’ with me, I saw what looks to be a bored teenager with nothing better to do than waste everyone’s time with witless, mostly unanswerable questions. Like the parochial-school kid asking the priest, “Can God make a rock so big that even He can’t move it?”
I can’t believe I actually managed to understand that, though I had to squint my eyes so hard I now share your problem. Go pop a Tylenol.
I thought the OP’s name was some kind of J program. I even went to their vocab page to check, but it turns out v isn’t a verb.
Let’s find out.
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Wow, cotton mouth makes a 33% difference!
Just to clarify- you and the cottonmouth are both licking the same tootsie pop?
Can Jesus nuke a burrito so hot that even He can’t eat it?
Leet speak sucks…something something?
Little help?
“Leetspeak gives me a massive headache.”
Came to the thread for this, leaving satisfied.