Um, all of them? But by then, I won’t want to be a mod because every other mod died! It must be cursed!
Besides, if every member were dead, I’d probably have started posting somewhere more happening a long time ago. Don’t die, everyone! 
How many mods are there anyway? Are there a certain number per forum? Is there a hierarchy?
If asked I will not run, if elected I will not serve.
It’s quite simple to become a mod here. In fact, it’s so simple I’m wondering why no one has done it before. All one must do is buy the Chicago Reader.
What if you’re a rocker? Can you still be a mod?
Cecil keeps asking me on our weekly poker night, but I’m like, “Hey man, come on. Stop stalling - I’m not going to forget that you haven’t anted up yet.”
All of them. Including me.
One, just to make me prove how bad I want it. Watch your back.
I think I’m next in line. I’m not sure, though.
I laughed outright. 
Oh the gave me list of who has to die. I’m about half way through it.
As many as it takes. Looms threateningly
I’m already a stealth Mod with secret Mod powers. So watch your ass.
You think the kvetching over in ATMB is bad now? Try installing an unashamed revolutionary socialist as a mod (Great Debates, anyone?) and watch the fireworks. 
If I asked whether they’d like me to be a mod, they’d probably laugh loud enough that I’d hear them in the pre-Internet, pre-telephone, etc. manner.
I am not a moderate, just stubborn.
Two terms and that’s it. Just like the Presidency.
So you will have to bask in your former glory.
Moving from IMHO to MPSIMS.
Don’t be all modding our mod thread about mods!