I must admit I got excited when I saw her name again. I was looking forward to reading all the wonderful things we minions (sp?) would say to her.
Sorry Satan & S.S.O.W.S.R.N.L.I.S.T.B.T.T.S.B.D.P.W.D.A.K.
(Satan’s Significant Other Who Shall Remain Nameless Lest I Spill The Beans To Some Brain Dead Person Who Doesn’t Already Know)
-Katy
Betcha were really careful to get the letters in the right order in that one, huh Katy?
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
There are too many duplicate topics. It’s worth it to bring up the old ones rather than begin a new one. So, I revived this one.No biggie.
I never disliked heatherlee, I just thought she was feminitity personified & misunderstood by people who haven’t a clue what real feminity is.
As for looking at guys when they are peeing, most of the time I’d have to say: “Theirs looks like a penis, only smaller.”
gasp choke sputter
Heatherlee? DEFINITION of feminitity??? Sorry to say this here, but BULLSHIT! If she’s the defnition, I for one am happy to not fit it. And I never will.
wanders off, ranting and raving
handy:
Yea, I know what you mean. That mental image of her with a strapped on Dildo really personifies femininity.
(Sorry to dredge up that horrid image, I just got back from Bucky’s Edwardian House Pary, and certain things were just fresh in my head.)
And, yea Flyp, I did have to read over it a couple of times. I had to be sure I wasn’t spoonerisming any words, but there is a double “T” error in the acronym… Oh well, I guess that just shows I shouldn’t try too hard to be witty.
Is it possible that handy missed heatherlee’s way-too-late exit from the SDMB and Satan’s life and has nooooo idea that her picture is next to the word “psychotic” in the dictionary?
No shit. Handy, dude, if your idea of femininity involves a strap-on in any fashion, what in the Nine Hells does your idea of masculinity involve?
Katy, I thought I’d let the extra “T” slide. It was a hell of try.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
Kelli… I am SO sorry. I really thought you were exagerating!!
Yeah, not to mention the complete lack of even the most basic skills of written English, the constant need for attention and affirmation, and the Serlinesque desire to enhance her beauty by whatever unnatural means possible.
If she’s femininity, let me be the first to embrace every masculine trait I have.
“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7
So, Drain Bead, you wanna go bowling? And can I borrow some of your power tools? 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
I swore I wasn’t going to ask this, but what the hell…I just had a really bad staff meeting and feel like stirring things up. handy, what the hell did none of us understand about Heather? How exactly was she misunderstood? And yes, I’m serious here…I’m honestly curious to see what info you had that gives you that impression that the rest of us didn’t.
I think handy’s been misinterpreted here. If you re-read his sentence, he’s saying it’s femininity that is misunderstood by some people - those are the people who would find heatherlee feminine.
That’s what it sounds like to me anyway.
Why do I get the feeling that Handy is about to slam all women with something like, “Women are liars, deceitful,(insert lame-ass examples of stupid things done by that half-wit), etc, waa waa, waa…”
It’s Christmas in the mall, and I walk into the very busy bathroom. I’m washing at the sink, and a retarded person walks in. He goes up to the urinals and pulls down all his pants. He’s standing there buck naked, and the bathroom is clearing fast. The people next to him are pinching it off, and leaving as soon as they can stop peeing.
I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.
Uh…handy was displaying a little tool called sarcasm. Was I the only one to pick that up? (By the way, I thought it was pretty funny - kudos to you, handy).
oh … duh.
What saraam said.
saraam…based on events on this board, that was a lame attempt at sarcasm. And honestly…based on reading handy’s posts for a while, I don’t think he was being sarcastic. Just my opinion. If I’m wrong, handy, please tell me. Otherwise, I’m still waiting for an answer to that question.
Call me crazy, but…(and this is not meant with sarcasm)…to call someone “femininity defined” in her own thread titled “Do you look at other’s penises whilst you piss” clearly is sarcastic. No literary doctorate necessary - use your noodles.
Handy HAS said it before, though, several times, and in several different threads. I’m not sure if he was being sarcastic every time, but this isn’t the first time he’s brought this up. And using those exact same words.