Someone looked at its penis?
It’s because of penis watchers, like some posters in this thread, that I only pee in the forest.
1,537,641,923. I just finished counting. It wasn’t easy, guys don’t respond readily when you ask them.
But if no one is looking, does the tree get wet?
Hey Drunky! Looky here…
Two priest’s were taking a piss in the urinals one day, and one priest looks down and see’s a nicotine patch on the other’s penis. He says, “I’m not really a rocket scientist or anything, but isn’t that supposed to be on your arm?” And the other priest goes, “Nah, it’s working fine. I’m down to two butts a day.”
Never. Just not interested. I don’t look around to see if anyone is looking at mine, either.
Nothing like a hard clock in ones mouth to help the time go by.
Um.
ok.